activatedbyevil

The Neilson Ratings people just called my house about 2 minutes ago. This is what ensued:


Neilson chick: Blah, Blah, Blah, what television programs do you
watch? Comedies, news, sports...

Me: I watch t.v. programs that don't suck. So that means none.

Neilson chick: Oh I see...

Me: In fact my family and I just took our t.v. out side and burned it
on our lawn last week.

Neilson chick: So you don't have a t.v. in your house?

Me: Yes, we have a t.v., it is just burned.

Neilson chick: O.k. thanks for taking the survey.