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For lack of anything better to do, an instead of another long, boring, LJ entry, I submit the following "Too Much Information."

SEX SURVEY
GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Matthew
Age: 27
Sex: M
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6'-6'1"
Weight: 185
Birthplace: Memphis, TN
Location: Memphis, TN

QUESTIONS -

1) What is your sexual preference? Straight
2) Who was the first person you ever had a crush on? Sarah Durham (*sigh!*
3) What was your first date like? It was nice, very cute. Went and saw an afternoon movie (Sleepless in Seattle) and I laughed out loud at all the near misses onscreen.
4) What was your first kiss like? It was nice. Very sweet. (Heh.)
5) Have you ever French-Kissed someone? How can you make it this long and not?
6) Have you ever touched another person sexually (i.e. Second Base)? I ask again . . .
7) Have you ever manually stimulated another person (i.e. Fingered, Jerked-Off)? Sure have.
8) Have you ever had it done to you? Yes.
9) Do you have a nickname for your genitalia? Nope
10) What is it? --
11) Do you masturbate? Yes
12) If so, how often? Daily
13) Do you have fantasies? Yeah
14) If so, could you share one? I make them up on the fly depending on my mood. No real "stock" fantasies.
15) Have you ever fantasized about the same (or opposite) sex? Opposite.
16) What turns you on? Ear nibbling, light fingernail scratching
17) Have you ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend? Yes
18) If so, how many? 6 (Maybe 8, depending on how one counts)
19) Have you ever been naked around another person, or persons? Yes
20) How would you describe your physical appearance? Nondescript
21) How would you describe your personality? Amusingly abrassive
22) Have you ever had sex? Once or twice.
23) How old were you your first time? 16
24) How many people have you ever had sex with? 9 (I think. Foggy memory)
25) Have you ever had an orgasm? Yes
26) Have you ever received oral sex? Yes
27) If not, would you? Gladly
28) Have you ever given oral sex? Yup
29) If not, would you? --
30) Do you use condoms? Yes
31) What brand? Magnums or Trojan Large
32) Have you ever been into a sex shop? No
33) If so, what did you buy? --
34) If not, would you? Sure
35) What would you buy? Whippits. >grin<
36) Have you ever used any type of Personal Lubricant? Yes, sadly it's often a requirement.
37) If so, what kind? Astroglide, KY
38) Do you own any sexy lingerie or underwear? No
39) Do you have a fetish? Submission
40) What is your favorite sexual thing to do? Tie up/restrain/pull hair/bite.
41) to have done to you? Being restrained/tied up.
42) Have you ever participated in S&M or Bondage? Bondage, if the above counts.
43) If not, would you? Not so much with the S&M.
44) Have you ever used handcuffs during sex? Yeah
45) Have you ever participated in anal sex? Yes
46) If not, would you? Probably not again. Overrated.
47) Have you ever participated in a Titi Fuck? Yes
48) If not, would you? It's neat, but ultimately fruitless.
49) Do you know what a Rim Job is? Yes
50) If so, have you ever participated in one? Yes (please wash first.)
51) If not, and you know what it is, would you? See above. Probably not again.
52) Have you ever had sex with more than one partner at a time? Yes.
53) Have you ever had sex in a room where other people were having sex? Yes
54) Have you ever participated in an orgy? Is four people an orgy? Probably not.
55) If so, how many and what sexes? See above. 2 guys, 2 girls.
56) Do you watch pornography? Yes
57) If not, would you? I'd be hard pressed *not* to.
58) About how many times a day do you think about sex? 5-7 (sad!)
59) Have you ever had phone sex? I think so, but no strong memories.
60) If not, would you? Probably not. Seems dull.
61) Have you ever had on-line sex? Yes
62) If not, would you? Sure.
63) What is your most ideal place to have sex? I like having a bed. I also like the floor, if it's got nice carpet.
64) What do you look for in a partner? Honesty, Passion (about *something*, hopefully their craft), Smarts, Dark Sense of Humor. Also, let's not kid ourselves, they must be cute. (Cute only. "Hot" not so much.)
65) How often do you flirt? Almost never
66) Have you ever Flashed someone? I don't think so.
67) Have you ever been Flashed? Yes
68) What is the longest amount of time you have had sex? Continuously? An hour or two?
69) How long was your longest relationship? ~3 years
70) On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the least and 10 being the most, how would you rate your:
HOTNESS 6
PERSONALITY 9
SEXUAL ABILITY 8
PROMISCUITY 5
WILLINGNESS TO EXPERIMENT 8

Boring LJ Shit Follows:
Went to Bosco's last night, got bored, left early. Need to finished _If The River Was Whiskey_ soon - I started to fly through it, and I've stalled. Also have to finish this lame ass portfolio. I'll be so happy when next week is over.

Also, in better news, I have a pretty good line on a teaching job here in town. It's a pretty nice school, even, and the subject I actually *want* to teach (history) instead of the other subject I just happen to be qualified to teach (english). I know that the girl who tipped me off already got someone else a job there, so that's good news. Going to print out a resume and shit today and drop it off there.

Also went to the grocery store, liquor store, and pet store on Wednesday. So much for saving money.
Grocery Store: $170.00
Liquor Store: $102.00
Pet Store: $30.00