It's at times like this I am reminded of my favourite limerick.
There was a young lady from Crewe.
Who remarked as the Vicar withdrew.
"The priest was thicker, slicker and quicker.
And 2 inches longer than you".
If you buy this record, your life WILL be better, your life WILL be better, oh yes.
There was a young lady from Crewe.
Who remarked as the Vicar withdrew.
"The priest was thicker, slicker and quicker.
And 2 inches longer than you".
If you buy this record, your life WILL be better, your life WILL be better, oh yes.