In the begining was the Plan . . . . . . . . . . . .
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying, " It is a crock of shit, and it stinks."
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, " It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, " It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, " It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, " It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, " It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him, " This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects."
And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
And the plan became Policy.
And this is how shit happens.
This just continues to make it obvious that I have too much time on my hands
The most depressing fact in the world right now is that I gotta work tonight/tomorrow 
But we must suffer through work in order to make money. Unless you have a rich daddy or something. Of course since you let me get off on the subject of work I have one more little statement to make. This one is the differences between work and prison.
Prison versus Work
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
that one.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all
the doors yourself.
In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.
In prison you get your own loo.
At work you have to share.
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we have managers.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying, " It is a crock of shit, and it stinks."
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, " It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, " It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, " It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, " It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, " It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him, " This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects."
And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
And the plan became Policy.
And this is how shit happens.
This just continues to make it obvious that I have too much time on my hands
The most depressing fact in the world right now is that I gotta work tonight/tomorrow
But we must suffer through work in order to make money. Unless you have a rich daddy or something. Of course since you let me get off on the subject of work I have one more little statement to make. This one is the differences between work and prison.
Prison versus Work
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
that one.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all
the doors yourself.
In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.
In prison you get your own loo.
At work you have to share.
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we have managers.