I decided to seriously compete at a local strip club's Mustache & Bad Sweater contest.
Here's an initial trial with the classic handlebars...
![](https://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v167/139/22/505006205/n505006205_737447_7315.jpg)
That's right bitches, those are sequins. You can smell the manliness.
I ended up going with this...
![](https://www.acetracer.com/stuff/Photo-16.jpg)
Unfortunately, I only placed 5th. Which is ok I guess; I was not aware there was a talent portion (we had to work the pole) and I didn't bring my own cheering section like some other folks.
Because it was a strip club I don't have any actual pics of the event, though pics were taken and if I can get access to them I'll post them up.
UPDATE: Here's another picture courtesy of my friend Rocket...
Here's an initial trial with the classic handlebars...
![](https://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v167/139/22/505006205/n505006205_737447_7315.jpg)
That's right bitches, those are sequins. You can smell the manliness.
I ended up going with this...
![](https://www.acetracer.com/stuff/Photo-16.jpg)
Unfortunately, I only placed 5th. Which is ok I guess; I was not aware there was a talent portion (we had to work the pole) and I didn't bring my own cheering section like some other folks.
Because it was a strip club I don't have any actual pics of the event, though pics were taken and if I can get access to them I'll post them up.
UPDATE: Here's another picture courtesy of my friend Rocket...
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malloreigh:
oh yeah, those bands are all total classics. i was really into the cocteau twins in the 90s, too. i forgot about that particular obsession! i love it when soundtracks and mixes are super pleasing...
angelvanilla:
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