I forgot. Im good at getting over people.
Theres two steps.
One. Rant about the said person. Name things you dont like. Because when you get broken up with, you tend to dwell on how good it WAS. Its over. Name those little things to friends who will listen that you never wanted to admit you hated.
Two. Have a fling. My mother told me very early on to master the art of the one night stand. I think it warrants itself in times like these. I need to get rid of pent up anger and energy that makes me want to hate him. I dont. Instead Ill sever my feelings.
I made a date with my old high school sweetheart.
And for fallback plans.. well its Labor Day weekend. If I cant find one cute dude who will sleep with me, then Im not drinking enough.
Hallelujah for being a bad person. Commence.
Theres two steps.
One. Rant about the said person. Name things you dont like. Because when you get broken up with, you tend to dwell on how good it WAS. Its over. Name those little things to friends who will listen that you never wanted to admit you hated.
Two. Have a fling. My mother told me very early on to master the art of the one night stand. I think it warrants itself in times like these. I need to get rid of pent up anger and energy that makes me want to hate him. I dont. Instead Ill sever my feelings.
I made a date with my old high school sweetheart.
And for fallback plans.. well its Labor Day weekend. If I cant find one cute dude who will sleep with me, then Im not drinking enough.
Hallelujah for being a bad person. Commence.
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disposablehero:
ah if only i could do breakups like that. i do the first part but i can never manage to do the one night stand. i'm too shy i suppose. best of luck to you this weekend.
sethomatik:
niiiiice. i dig your mom.