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So I'm back in PA right now, for my parent's 40th wedding anniversary. The anniversary was a couple days ago, but the party is tomorrow. I rode a train home, but it was nothing like the Hogwarts Express. Maybe on the way back I'll wear my scarf...see if that does anything.

So I had a crazy-weird week. Last Saturday Lela got her car stuck in the mud, and I had to drive while she pushed...I floored it in reverse and got mud all over her. It was funny. Tuesday night we played some intense Uno outside of the coffee shop, and played darts. I won! Then me and Lela went to the porn store to get our friend a birthday present. It was a fun bonding experience.

Then comes Wednesday, the weirdest night of them all. We're at IGUN, havin a good time...my girl Tootie was there, and we haven't hung out in forever. I was trying to spend as much time as possible with the Buttercup, cause this next Wednesday will be his last one before he moves to Cape Cod. Anyway, apparently this girl got punched in the bathroom by someone in a white shirt, and she was convinced it was me. Now, anyone who knows me at all knows I'm not at all the type of person to just haul off and punch someone. Plus I'm tiny, so it wouldn't take much to knock me down. But apparently this girl was convinced it was me, and I almost got thrown out because of it. And some dude that tried to get me to just go ahead and hit her anyway actually had the nerve to hit on me. That's just fuckin' weird...I have no idea. But hopefully next week will be better...I'm gonna do it up good for Buttercup's last night, and the guy who did my tattoo might go, and that would be fabulous.

So now I'm at home for the party, and I'll be back in Findlay on Monday around 3:30 am. I should go to bed, cause I gotta get up early, but I don't think I will yet. I have more boobies to look at.