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I say we start with the Midwestern states and work our way over. The bible belt always did give me murderous thoughts... Mississippi is the worst! I had this horrible incident involving me, the car, my dog, my friends, and a cop who just couldn't' believe that we weren't drug addicts. He pulled us over for looking strange.. (apparently that's a crime there), and then proceeded to make us all get out of the car, searched us, then brought out another car with a drug dog to search us and the car. He made me take my dog (then a puppy) out of the back and stand outside with him. Well, Mississippi has FIRE ANTS! My poor little dogy sat in a whole hill of them and was going crazy! The cop pulls the gun on me and tells me that I need to settle my dog down.. (now, he's only like 10lbs soaking wet at the time) or he's gonna have to shoot him because he's posing a threat to the officers! What the fuck..! Anyway, lets start with them..

*Licks and Nibbles*

Thanks for the support! I know what you mean about being away from everything. You would think Florida would be more exciting, but don't bother trying to find a damn thing to do here on the weekdays, and then the weekends aren't that fabulous either. I never thought I would miss living in Ohio, but I do. It's that grass is always greener bit that they tell you about when your a kid!

If I get time tomorrow I'm going to post some pictures of my puppy on my page so you can see him. He thinks he's the most beautiful creature alive.. (could me because I treat him that way, but I'm not sure). Everyone always thinks he's a girl dog because he's so pretty... no wonder he's gay..

We went on Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride together. Now he accepts himself for who he his. Me, I loved him anyway. If I got rid of all my friends who were gay.. I'd have no Friends!

Hope your having a great day. I'm going rollerskating!