absynthe

Sorry guys...i didnt mean to take so long to say hi again....but i have been really sick this week in and out of hospitals and what not...but here i am...so i decided i am going to tell all of you how horrible a rectal ct scan is...oh man does that suck ass i wouldnt wish what i am about to tell you on any living soul....so there i was in excrutiating pain and the doctor decides he absolutely needs to see all of my insides as soon as possible...so the sick fuck orders for them to shove this wonderfully UNlubricated balloon up my ass...now i have had my fair share of ass play but that was just wrong...anywho they blow up this balloon that is tucked away nicely in my rectum and fill my entire colon with water so they can take lots of pictures...hooray ...then the ct tech says to me "you know celebrities pay a lot of money to get this done" and look at him and muster up the words "well they are fucking stupid" and so ends the most miserable experience of my 19 years on this planet.....sorry for all the graphic details but i had to tell someone..so why not all of you..haha.....later gater