so the weirdest thing happened to me the other day.....so there i was sleeping and having the most wonderful sex dream when i was awakened suddenly by a wonderful sensation....i was masturbating....in my sleep...now how strange and wonderful is that..hell of a lot better than an alarm clock if you ask me.... 
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crazyirishman:
Unfortunately, morning wood for guys is far from wonderful. If you wake up and really have to piss, you either have to pinch it until the morning wood is gone or risk pissing all over the toilet.
absynthe:
thats good stuff...