I went downtown today with my friend who knows the city and we got the most orgasmic donut from Voodoo Donuts. I call it orgasmic because we were making lustful noises at the window (think, like Homer Simpson), and the fryers in there gave us one even though they were technically closed. Yum. 
The moral of the story is, you can always get a snack if you're lustful.
The moral of the story is, you can always get a snack if you're lustful.
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is crowdin' my icebox
Somebody's cold one
is givin' me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
Flip on the tele'
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a lifetaker
I can't confront you
I never could do
That which might hurt you
So try and be cool
When I say
This way is a waterslide away from me the tanks are fuller every day
So be cool
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a lifetaker
Dear Daddy,
I write you in spite of years of silence.
You've cleaned up, found Jesus, things are good or so I hear.
This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings.
Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood.
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a lifetaker