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my father is going through his mid life crisis.
i used that vulnerability as leverage to convince him that he should shave his mustache.
he hasn't shaved it in 30 years.

i went and had tiny's make me a latte with some crazy chocolate peppermint soy drink that i got from food fight grocery. when i came back he had no mustache. i screamed "put it back". then i laughed it off and mustered up an "it...looks... good.."