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By Ryan Garcia

There's Nothing Like a Lead Packing Lover, Hot for Drive-Thru

An ass full of rats.
Bake a cake and sell it to the ass hat wearing boyscout troup.
Eat the dog that crapped on your lawn,
before the neighbor rises up to rinse.
Bought that gun you wanted for Christmas
and I just can't wait to shoot at you.

Is that a gram of coke in your pocket or are
you just happy to fuck me running?

My wallets all loaded up,
but with all these business cards,
I can't carry cash.
The ATM won't take anymore of my semen,
the money's all been shot.

What a fawning fairy,
with your bra too tight.
Oh, Mary, merry,
I could only have asked for anything more.
How about a discount?