I'm not stalking my ex fiance.But I did call his work to try and get his new number which they did not give to me.I'm not stalking my ex fiance.But I did break into his room and leave a note.I'm not stalking my ex fiance.But I did sit in my car for 2 hours,outside of his house,waiting for him to come home,bawling my eyes out.I'm not stalking my ex fiance but I did re-brake in to his room leave another note and stole his Ash Evil Dead action figure so he has to talk to me....but I'm not stalking him. 
Because, you know, thats totally jail-worthy. F'real.
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