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abraham

Member Since 2002

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So who here is moonlighting as fortune cookie writer

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witchdoctor:

Perhaps, but discretion goes a long way

Feb 28, 2005

nemisis:

my favorite fortune cookie quote "That wasn't chicken"

Mar 2, 2005

08.24.05
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Wednesday Aug 24, 2005
Somehow I have learned to bend space and time to make each day a 40 h…
08.18.05
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Thursday Aug 18, 2005
"you just want to make love to me because I drive the monster and wea…
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Wednesday May 18, 2005
remember kids sleep is important
05.08.05
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Sunday May 08, 2005
So the deal is I work too hard. My dad has been ill (like heart valv…
04.29.05
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Saturday Apr 30, 2005
up again at least I'm still feeling ok
04.26.05
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Tuesday Apr 26, 2005
I want something really bad. I'll have to settle for a good night'…
04.24.05
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Sunday Apr 24, 2005
So we'd like you to run the high profile 3 AM to 8 PM shift do your c…
04.20.05
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Wednesday Apr 20, 2005
I didn't see nothin'
04.18.05
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Tuesday Apr 19, 2005
I guess she didn't need the help. I'm free for anyone else who needs…
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Thursday Apr 14, 2005
I am a supporter of the arts sometimes theater sometimes music som…

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Monday Feb 28, 2005