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abracapocus

Jersey - and don't ask me which exit!

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3 Vampires

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."

The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"

The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."


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Can I preface this to say that I had no idea of this man's work before a day or two ago? Joel-Peter Witkin.



Actually that entire site is pretty interesting. There's some fantastic work there! It's worth it to poke around a bit. www.zonezero.com
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mediapuzzle:
one of bowies theatrical moments involved singing and kissing a skull.

he wasnt naked but this did remind me of that. biggrin
Apr 4, 2004
delusion:
thanks! it was so nice having her here. i had to go back to school today. fucking sucked.
Apr 5, 2004

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