It is the 1st of December and in exactly 4 weeks time i will be 21. I don't think i am too happy about that, maybe i will fuck off to Amsterdam and make this birthday mean something.
ON a lighter note
ON a lighter note
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and w00t for the birmingham meet eh?
I can't recall my 21st (the year was a blur), but I do recall christening it with a cute blonde, in International Waters. I'm not sure what International Laws there are pertaining to butt-nakedness with a blonde at 5am in a public place, but I'm hoping I was breaking a law at some point.
Now I'm 22, everything is just so, well, pass. It's legal for me to drink in most countries, it's legal for me to watch hardcore porn, it's legal for me to rent 18 and 21 rated movies, it's legal for me to have sex in most countries, it's legal for me to cut a line of coke on a 15 year old girl's thigh... Oh right, that one's still illegal right?
There needs to be some fictional (or some would say 'more' fictional) laws we can make and break at 21 and over. Like, it being 'Illegal to have a threesome under the age of 25', or it being 'Illegal to drink shots of tequilla off your best friend's fianc's breasts [while your best friend is away or overseas] between the ages of 21 and 29'. Now they're laws I'd respectfully break.
We should organise an SGUK Amsterdam weekend, of debauchery, and well, SG'ness and more debauchery.
Aye-aye, see you on the 11th then.
Moink.