abortion

"I would rather spend an hour as a lion than a lifetime as a worm"

"Who ever heard of a wormskin rug?"


This red hair takes some getting used to. Had a rather interesting weekend of recording, seeing the girlfriend and the odd moment here and there.

She made me a 3 course meal! this was the first time any girl has ever made such an effort for me. I am rather stunned from the whole experience i mean she even went to the trouble of purchasing wine too. This may sound very ordinary to most of you but this is definetly new to me.

Some Chav got on the train to Coventry with his cheap 10 bike trying to sell me a phone which according to him is worth 200. It gave me the impression it would be more usefull as a paper weight than anything else. A conversation that occured...

Chav: Have you got a fag mate?
Abortion: I haven't
Chav: nah nah you've got a fag ain't ya?
Abortion: Pal i fucking don't
Chav: come on just one little fag no worries?
Abortion: I don't even have little cigerettes in any case i usually go for the standard sized ones.
Chav: Wha?
Abortion: Nevermind, anyway you interrupted Tool *headphones in*
Chav:................................
Abortion: Can't hear you bud


I hope Chavs don't know how to swim




"Emo? in my oppinion as deep as a litter tray and twice as foul"