Flirting Evolution through the years
Punk scene
Dude: Hey i saw you headbutt 4 guys out there! Wanna fuck me?
Girl: *whack* sure fucker!
Metal Scene
dude: These guys a sick!
Girl: fucking totally gets me horny
dude: well you know....
Girl: problem solved *pounce*
Goth Scene
Girl: Hey hows it going? my life? oh its full of pain misery and i'm sick of being treated like a tool to a plastic disney land world where reality is but a dream to most:
Dude: Paaaaaaaaiiiin
Girl: totally
Dude: lets fuck it all away
Girl: Sure whatever
Grunge Scene
Dude: I want to fuck you because your life is worthless, there is no silver lining and you shouldn't care anyway
Girl: Rock on
Emo Scene
Dude: *looks at girl*
Girl: *looks at guy*
Dude: *looks at girl and some random dude to show he's Emo*
Girl: *looks at guy and touches his arm*
Dude: I love you but you have to leave me so i can write songs about how you fucked me up *cries*
Girl: yeah we have been together for 10 minutes wow these songs are going to be deep.
Life is great etc and all that bollocks, should really arrange an SG meet sometime in early December. I had a awesome recording session saturday and pissed off some Villa fans (despite not being a follower of football i do despise Villa fans excluding you Insomniphobiac
) and got very drunk and high. Still in need of a victim to get me back into the swinging of intercourse from my 3 month vow of "thou shall not touch thee female form with thy penis".
The Stoners part I
Jimmi Cannabis: Dude! i just took a piss and washed my hands at the same time!
Dave McWasted: Dude that's a urinal cake!
JC: Oh right...cool?
DM: Not cool dude!
Punk scene
Dude: Hey i saw you headbutt 4 guys out there! Wanna fuck me?
Girl: *whack* sure fucker!
Metal Scene
dude: These guys a sick!
Girl: fucking totally gets me horny
dude: well you know....
Girl: problem solved *pounce*
Goth Scene
Girl: Hey hows it going? my life? oh its full of pain misery and i'm sick of being treated like a tool to a plastic disney land world where reality is but a dream to most:
Dude: Paaaaaaaaiiiin
Girl: totally
Dude: lets fuck it all away
Girl: Sure whatever
Grunge Scene
Dude: I want to fuck you because your life is worthless, there is no silver lining and you shouldn't care anyway
Girl: Rock on
Emo Scene
Dude: *looks at girl*
Girl: *looks at guy*
Dude: *looks at girl and some random dude to show he's Emo*
Girl: *looks at guy and touches his arm*
Dude: I love you but you have to leave me so i can write songs about how you fucked me up *cries*
Girl: yeah we have been together for 10 minutes wow these songs are going to be deep.
Life is great etc and all that bollocks, should really arrange an SG meet sometime in early December. I had a awesome recording session saturday and pissed off some Villa fans (despite not being a follower of football i do despise Villa fans excluding you Insomniphobiac
) and got very drunk and high. Still in need of a victim to get me back into the swinging of intercourse from my 3 month vow of "thou shall not touch thee female form with thy penis".
The Stoners part I
Jimmi Cannabis: Dude! i just took a piss and washed my hands at the same time!
Dave McWasted: Dude that's a urinal cake!
JC: Oh right...cool?
DM: Not cool dude!
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After this weekend,the Mobstes may be a welcome change of scene.
Need to put them back on my pc heh...I have far too much moosic to sift through...*sulks* I cant find my Smashing Pumpkins! Its a crime.