So, this was by far the most fucked up thing to ever happen to me on a date...
I was having a decent time with this girl, at a baseball game (I hate baseball, but the tickets were free, so fuck it). I didn't really have any intention of dating her for various reasons, but she really sealed the deal when she showed me a video she had taken at work. She works at a pre-school. So, when she said, "Want to see what I did at work the other day?" I say, "Yeah, sure!" I expected a video of some cute kids finger painting or something like that. NOPE! There was a possum that had come too close to the school...so the video was of a guy smashing it in the head with a sledge hammer. I wont' go into detail, but it was horrific. The look of sickness and horror which spread across my face caused her to say, "Oh, I thought you'd like it because of what you do." I am a butcher in a local market. Clearly, because I am a butcher, I am down with animal cruelty. I informed her that I was not, and did not speak to her the rest of the night. I still can't get the images out of my head.
I was having a decent time with this girl, at a baseball game (I hate baseball, but the tickets were free, so fuck it). I didn't really have any intention of dating her for various reasons, but she really sealed the deal when she showed me a video she had taken at work. She works at a pre-school. So, when she said, "Want to see what I did at work the other day?" I say, "Yeah, sure!" I expected a video of some cute kids finger painting or something like that. NOPE! There was a possum that had come too close to the school...so the video was of a guy smashing it in the head with a sledge hammer. I wont' go into detail, but it was horrific. The look of sickness and horror which spread across my face caused her to say, "Oh, I thought you'd like it because of what you do." I am a butcher in a local market. Clearly, because I am a butcher, I am down with animal cruelty. I informed her that I was not, and did not speak to her the rest of the night. I still can't get the images out of my head.
...but seriously, though, what in the actual fuck?