I cannot wait for April to be over. I was violently ill, my parent's dogs were horrendous while they were gone, my dad all but disowned me, my friend got doored by a car and has brain damage now, I had a weird thing with my best friend's fiance wanting to do me, my car was fucked up, my phone was fucked up, and today I did this at work:
It only took 5 stitches, but it bled like a mother fucker. My knife slipped off of some really hard fat. So now I look emo.
And now I just found out that the aforementioned fiance's old hairdresser was my long time crush. And this crush has now moved.