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Someone offered me naked pictures of themselves for my birthday.

As a bonus, they were female.

This is the kind of birthday present I never expect, but always am giddy to appriciate.

So once again, my caring for Toronto Prom has come to a low point. There really are an assload of asshats on this site.

I have been listening to Mitch Hedberg's comedy stylings all day and I still can't stop laughing despite hearing the jokes over and over again. Dude was fucking hilarious. Really sucks that he passed away.