Alright ... I meant to talk about this the other day and totally forgot.
The other day at work I got teh elusive triple flash from this poor poor girl who must have been so totally embarrased.
She was around 18 I'd say ... innocent and precocious looking. She wants to try out the ab chair, so I take her over to it and start telling her about it, show her how to use it and then let her get in the chair and try it out.
As she gets into the chair, all I can see is pure butt cleavage. Nothing out of the ordinary ... I tend to see it a lot these days.
She leans all the way back, crunches up and leans back again and her nipple pokes out the top of her tank top. She notices it on the way up again and quickly regains herself in her shirt and she is blushing LARGE as she carries on trying to make it look as if nothing happened.
She apologizes and I played it off like I didn't see anything ... I could tell she was really embarrased.
So anyways ... she keeps going and I notice that her fly is completely down and is tenting in a certain way that makes it apparent that she isn't wearing undies and doesn't shave bald.
Knowing that she had gotten so embarrased about the nipple, I didn't want to say anything to her about the zipper. I mean ... the good nature in my did want to say something, but ... she was so embarrased already ... I just couldn't risk her literally dying from embarassment in the store. Too much paperwork to fill out.
So yeah ... the elusive triple flash - ass, boobies and <fill in favourite name for lower female anatomy here>.
The other day at work I got teh elusive triple flash from this poor poor girl who must have been so totally embarrased.
She was around 18 I'd say ... innocent and precocious looking. She wants to try out the ab chair, so I take her over to it and start telling her about it, show her how to use it and then let her get in the chair and try it out.
As she gets into the chair, all I can see is pure butt cleavage. Nothing out of the ordinary ... I tend to see it a lot these days.
She leans all the way back, crunches up and leans back again and her nipple pokes out the top of her tank top. She notices it on the way up again and quickly regains herself in her shirt and she is blushing LARGE as she carries on trying to make it look as if nothing happened.
She apologizes and I played it off like I didn't see anything ... I could tell she was really embarrased.
So anyways ... she keeps going and I notice that her fly is completely down and is tenting in a certain way that makes it apparent that she isn't wearing undies and doesn't shave bald.
Knowing that she had gotten so embarrased about the nipple, I didn't want to say anything to her about the zipper. I mean ... the good nature in my did want to say something, but ... she was so embarrased already ... I just couldn't risk her literally dying from embarassment in the store. Too much paperwork to fill out.
So yeah ... the elusive triple flash - ass, boobies and <fill in favourite name for lower female anatomy here>.
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I do kinda pride my self on being a very real person. I don't like being fake...I leave that up to my sister...
2012...that is some serious porn! How many hours do you think you will have watched by the time 2012 hits?
Lots of Love
And, like you said, I just need to remember that doing the right thing always pays off in the long run - when I'm feeling ready to melt down, I've got to keep in mind that I'll be stronger for it later.
I'm glad you caught my Jessica Simpson crack
Nice new profile pic, BTW! I do that same thing to my cat, and I'm endlessly amused at the way she glares at me as if I've lost my mind when I finally stop goofing around with her.
As to the triple flash - hell - a guy can do a lot worse in a day's work
As far as my book goes - I'm skimming through it and picking out a few pages for you to check out. I'll send it to you via the contact link on your page here. Let me know what you think!