I have decided to say screw you to Xmas.
Unfortunately I have the type of family members that do care about how much money is spent on presents ... and one present each will re-inforce thier notion that I am a no-good lazy slob that has no money management skills.
Gawd I love my family.
At least my mom will be happy - she doesn't fit into the above category.
Anyways .... funny time.
We sell these lil pen like shavers at my work. Single blade, around a quarter inch long, perfect for nose hair, ear hair, facial hair, arm hair ... fuck ... any hair that you don't want anymore.
This SMOKING hot girl walks in and asks about said shavers. She asks me if she can use it to trim her bikini line.
Abalutely - and it doesn't rip or anything ... it's nice and smooth to make her skin nice and smooth.
She then asks me if I can show her how it works, so I shave off some hair from the back of my hand.
She smiles and quietly and shyly asks, "Can you show me how to use it on my bikini line?"
In the interest of keeping my job and not having a sexual harrassment suit on my ass, I decide to let the lone female associate take her to the back room to show her how to use it.
I woulda loved to demonstrate it for her though ....
Oh - and - if you are getting an xmas card from me - you are definitely not getting it on time. I am so sorry ... but I do hope you understand the sentence "Money is tight"
Unfortunately I have the type of family members that do care about how much money is spent on presents ... and one present each will re-inforce thier notion that I am a no-good lazy slob that has no money management skills.
Gawd I love my family.
At least my mom will be happy - she doesn't fit into the above category.
Anyways .... funny time.
We sell these lil pen like shavers at my work. Single blade, around a quarter inch long, perfect for nose hair, ear hair, facial hair, arm hair ... fuck ... any hair that you don't want anymore.
This SMOKING hot girl walks in and asks about said shavers. She asks me if she can use it to trim her bikini line.
Abalutely - and it doesn't rip or anything ... it's nice and smooth to make her skin nice and smooth.
She then asks me if I can show her how it works, so I shave off some hair from the back of my hand.
She smiles and quietly and shyly asks, "Can you show me how to use it on my bikini line?"
In the interest of keeping my job and not having a sexual harrassment suit on my ass, I decide to let the lone female associate take her to the back room to show her how to use it.
I woulda loved to demonstrate it for her though ....
Oh - and - if you are getting an xmas card from me - you are definitely not getting it on time. I am so sorry ... but I do hope you understand the sentence "Money is tight"
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Hitting on someone by asking for assistance with shaving your bikini line is definitely one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard. And it works for both genders!
And to answer your question, I bleached it about a month ago. I bleached it twice actually, and it's still only this light...the black dye is really hard to cut through. I'll probably give it one more round because after another week or two of blondliness I'll start wanting to dye it all kinds of colors, but I try not to bleach it more than three times in a row. But yeah I tend to go through cycles with my hair...bleach it and keep in blond for 1-2 months, dye it a variety of colors for 3-6 months, dye it black and keep it black for about 1-3 months, repeat. My two sets I have waiting to send in were taken in July and August and feature very very blond hair and green hair
And that's probably a way longer response than you were expecting/desiring, but once I get going I'm hard to shut up.
Re: Hair
You would somehow have to help me develop more of an attention span when it comes to my physical appearance. As it is I have a limit of a about a month without some sort of body mod or other change before I start losing it. I have appearance ADD.
Also: I get free nights and weekends if we ever both happen to be bored and want to chat. Are you a member of the Phone Tag group?