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Alright ... the weekend.

I technically had the option of going to two different weddings on Saturday - both at the same time.

One was for my friend from college, the other, a friend from highschool.

Now ... I know it would make sense per se to go to the one who you've been friends with longer ... obviously there is a mutual sharing of interests, else we wouldn't be friends. But .... no. College friend it was.

I figured ... why not go to a wedding that has actually been planned for awhile and the couple has been going out for awhile. I also figured I didn't want to waste my time going to something that I don't believe in nor think it will last.

See ... my friend, oh ... let's call him ... idiot ... yeah ... that works. My friend Idiot is just that. LOL.

Background story - he lusted over a mutual friend for years ... finally got the nuts to ask her out - despite her being in a relationship for the past three years. Needless to say, she said no.

So ... Idiot starts a new job and lo and behold, meets a girl that works there that kinda sorta looks like the mutual friend stated above.

Idiot "falls in love" with her (his words - I'd actually call it more lust than anything) and they start dating. Umm ... despite the fact that she is engaged to another guy.

But ... it's all okay in Idiots book, as the fiance is an asshole who physically and mentally abuses her. So he becomes the "White Knight" of the whole situation and decides to swipe her off her feet and make her his own.

That was prolly one of the biggest mistakes he's made in his life. This girl ... who we'll call "The biggest bitch ever" (or TBBE for short) has turned his life upside down and he doesn't seem to care at all.

Every single one of his friends was against the whole marriage thing after they met her and saw how fucked up she was.

Now, sure ... maybe this has something to do with her ex abusing her ... fair enough ... but holy hell ... if you are on a fucking rebound ... take it fucking slowly. PLEASE. Or else you might find yourself in Idiots situation.

See ... Idiot was quite happy 'cause he was getting his dick wet. The fact that she had him whipped right off the get go annoyed a lot of his friends, me included ... but not him. Hell no - he was getting pussy - anytime he wanted it.

He was "in love" and they "were meant to be together" and all that other bullshit guys say when they are getting all the sex in the world.

Well ... I'd say it was about three weeks to a month after she finally broke it off with the abusive finace that she broke the news to Idiot.

"I'm pregnant."

And the silly bugger actually bought it ... and still does. As time has passed, everyone but him has started to wonder if she actually IS pregnant in the first place, and if she actually is, whether it is even his.

From what I've been told by more than one person ... she ... uh ... got around the block.

But anyways ... the doubt behind her being pregnant at all is the fact that she hasn't gone for a blood test at all and is basing this solely on a home pregnancy test.

*sigh* Long long long story short - TBBE says that she doesn't want a bastard child and doesn't want to be married if she is showing. So ... they plan a wedding in the span of two weeks.

They've known each other since December. Dated since Mid April. And now are married in mid June.

I'm giving it until Mid next week before he goes crazy and either kills her or asks for a divorce.

In all reality, a bunch of friends actually have a pool going as to when the marriage will end. The favoured dates are three months from now and three months after the baby is born.

I almost wanna put my money on the day of the kids birth ... Idiot might find a surprise in a darker coloured baby. But at the same time ... he's a friend ... and no matter how fucking stupid I think he might be ... he at least thinks he is happy ... so maybe I should stick by him ... and put my money on three months after the kid is born. lol.

But yeah ... that was the wedding I decided not to have a part of at all. The wedding I went to was pretty cool.

*sigh* there was so much more I wanted to type ... but my fingers hurt now and this is already way too long to hold people's attention.

YAY BOOBIES.

Edit:new pics added for anyone that cares to look at my ugly mug.