Since @amoxi mentioned Thanksgiving in another blog thread, I figure I'd highlight some normally inappropriate phrases that are totally appropriate on Thanksgiving:
- Would you like the leg or the breast?
- Whew, that's one terrific spread!
- I'm in the mood for a little dark/white meat.
- Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
- Talk about a huge breast!
- It's Cool Whip time!
- If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
- Are you ready for seconds yet?
- Are you going to come again next time?
- It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
- Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
- Don't play with your meat.
- Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
- Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
- I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
- You still have a little bit on your chin.
- Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
- How long will it take after you stick it in?
- You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
- Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
- How many are coming?
- That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
- Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
- How long do I beat it before it's ready?
- You took it out too soon!
- This meat is so juicy!
- What should I do with my bone?
- Say when...
- That was awesome, but I really need a nap now!
- Did everyone here get enough?
- Can't wait to get a mouthful of that!
- We're gonna need more butter!
Among other things...😂🤣😂
