So I felt a bit like a gross old man this weekend. I was working Saturday night at my bar and these three women come in. I got them drinks (only one was drinking booze), and thought to myself, "Goodness, the little one is quite cute." Then, later in the evening, the little one gets up and sings a song. She's both cute, can sing well, and to top it off, she's got quite a bit of character (as determined by her choice and performance of her song).
So now I've a desire to get to know her better. Well, I decide the best way to a girls heart is through song, and what better song than one that makes girls hearts bound (I sang, a cappella, the I'll Cover You reprisal from Rent, a little bit changed so that it didn't sound completely odd by itself). After the song, I make a wee bit of small talk with her, making tons of eye contact and a bit of touching her shoulder and back with my hand. Then I have to walk off to take care of other customers. When I make it back that way, one of the ladies at her table and I start to chat, we end up discussing their visit from Texas. Come to find out, the girl I'm interested in, is still in high school, just out in Boston to visit her sister who goes to BU. I nearly recoiled in horror.
So lets recount my last three attempts at women. 1) Girl leaves me to pursue my sister; 2) After questioning my sexuality, this one tells me if we are gonna hook up, her gay friend gets to make it a 3-some, which means I'm gonna get penis up my butt, the one I just told her was totally hetero; 3) the girl is still in high school.
I swear, I just cannot, for the life of me, figure out anything relating to women. Its more frustrating than listening to politicians speak. Every move I make appears to be the wrong one. Right now, I just want a woman to try to pick me up. Granted, I don't know how to deal with a girl who makes an advance (my social retardation assures me of that), but I think it'll do less damage to me than my current failures. I'm just scared to try anymore.
Anyways, enough of my troubles with women.
So to continue my complaining today, I'm currently feeling somewhat braindead. I woke up this morning at 3:00 am. I went to bed at 11:00. 4 Hours of sleep, then waking up and not being able to go back to bed. Its horrible. I really could use a nap right now. Perhaps I can convince my boss to let me leave early. Not the best of chances there.
Sometimes, the weekend is a bummer. Next weekend in Vegas won't be. Hurrah for Vegas. May all my thoughts drift away and only the body remain for a weekend of fun and debauchery.
-aaron
So now I've a desire to get to know her better. Well, I decide the best way to a girls heart is through song, and what better song than one that makes girls hearts bound (I sang, a cappella, the I'll Cover You reprisal from Rent, a little bit changed so that it didn't sound completely odd by itself). After the song, I make a wee bit of small talk with her, making tons of eye contact and a bit of touching her shoulder and back with my hand. Then I have to walk off to take care of other customers. When I make it back that way, one of the ladies at her table and I start to chat, we end up discussing their visit from Texas. Come to find out, the girl I'm interested in, is still in high school, just out in Boston to visit her sister who goes to BU. I nearly recoiled in horror.
So lets recount my last three attempts at women. 1) Girl leaves me to pursue my sister; 2) After questioning my sexuality, this one tells me if we are gonna hook up, her gay friend gets to make it a 3-some, which means I'm gonna get penis up my butt, the one I just told her was totally hetero; 3) the girl is still in high school.
I swear, I just cannot, for the life of me, figure out anything relating to women. Its more frustrating than listening to politicians speak. Every move I make appears to be the wrong one. Right now, I just want a woman to try to pick me up. Granted, I don't know how to deal with a girl who makes an advance (my social retardation assures me of that), but I think it'll do less damage to me than my current failures. I'm just scared to try anymore.
Anyways, enough of my troubles with women.
So to continue my complaining today, I'm currently feeling somewhat braindead. I woke up this morning at 3:00 am. I went to bed at 11:00. 4 Hours of sleep, then waking up and not being able to go back to bed. Its horrible. I really could use a nap right now. Perhaps I can convince my boss to let me leave early. Not the best of chances there.
Sometimes, the weekend is a bummer. Next weekend in Vegas won't be. Hurrah for Vegas. May all my thoughts drift away and only the body remain for a weekend of fun and debauchery.
-aaron
Also, I'm a vocal freak of nature. I have a little over 4 octaves, e below middle c to g/a on a good day above high c. Composers like to take advantage of me in more ways than one.
'cause I can't type
[Edited on May 02, 2006 3:03PM]