I am neutropenic in record time. From what I hear this is a good thing. I am assuming this must be how it feels to be on the wrong end of a vampire. 
In other news.......
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Porpoises enjoy group sex.
Rhesus macaques (monkeys) experience orgasm, with much the same physiological response as humans.
Hamsters can have sex seventy-five times a day.
The rhinoceros penis is two feet long.
The majority of giraffes and turkeys are bisexual.
Most male birds don't have a penis, but rather holes that pass the sperm to the females.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, forbids moose copulation on city streets.
The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds has a penis that is two inches long
A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.
Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4 1/2 inches long and 1 1/2 inches diameter
The vagina and the eye are the bodys self-cleaning organs.
The clitoris is the only organ in a womans body thats only function is to give sexual pleasure.
Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.
The word vanilla comes from a Latin word meaning vagina because of a vanilla pods likeness of female genitalia.
Rumor has it that United States President, Lyndon Johnson, loved showing off his penis, which he nicknamed Jumbo.
Most men's erections are five-and-a-half to six inches long.
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
If they had to choose, most men would rather be five-foot-two inches tall with a seven-inch penis (62 percent), than six-foot-two inches tall with a three-inch penis (36 percent).
-According to the Kinsey Institute, the smallest erect penis tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing: a testicle.
Left testicles usually hang lower than the right.
According to Archives of General Medicine, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkers.
According to The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.
In the Aztec culture, avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.
Those most likely to have unsafe sex without asking about their partner's sexual history are the Swedes (64% dont ask), followed by the Japanese, Norwegians and South Africans (all 58%) the US falls in at 47%.
Who is practicing safe sex? People in India (20%), Vietnam (24%) and Spain (26%)
Materials that have been used to make condoms through history: Linen, tortoiseshell, leather, silk, sheep gut.
The first condoms in the U.S. were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s.
Most men's erections are five-and-a-half to six inches long.
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Fourteen percent of males said that they did not enjoy sex the first time, while sixty percent of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.
According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal.
The average man sees five women a day he would like to sleep with.
Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7.
The average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes.
According to Rutgers University, Richard Brent holds the male multi-orgasm record of 6 ejaculations in 36 minutes.
Most Female Orgasms on record: 134 in one hour for a woman.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
The average woman has sex three times a week.
About 50% of women have one breast that is larger than the other.
According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date.
Thirty percent of women who engage in oral sex swallow their partner's ejaculate every time.
54 percent of women have had a one night stand.
Sixty percent of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.
J. Edgar Hoover, Oscar Wilde, Chief Crazy Horse, Pope Paul II and Pope Julius III, Leonard Bernstein, Alexander the Great, Sigmund Freud, Lawrence of Arabia, Plato, Peter Tchaikovsky and Florence Nightingale were all gay or bi sexual.
"Amy-John" is archaic slang for a "lesbian."
According to the Durex study, More than 17% of Australians are in a gay relationship.
The young males of Sambia in New Guinea must perform a ritualized homosexual act with tribe elders until they reach adulthood. When they get older, they have sex with women, during which they hold their noses with clothespin like devices.
In the 1940s, Dr. Walter J. Freeman began prescribing, in widespread fashion, a cure for homosexuality. He "cured," to an arguable degree of success, mostly institutionalized patients. By 1955, more than 19,000 American "deviants" had received this treatment. What was the "cure"? A lobotomy.
Homosexuality is an accepted practice among the South American Lache and Caquitero Indians. Homosexual marriages are not uncommon; moreover, women who have borne five sons are permitted to raise one of them as a female.
In the U.S., there is, on average, three sex change operations per day
A sex change has never been performed in Ireland.
Queen Anne had a transvestite cousin, Lord Cornbury, whom she assigned to be governor of New York and New Jersey. The colonists were not amused.
One of the most famous transvestites in history was Chevalier d'Eon de Beaumont, a diplomat in service to Louis XV. He lived to the age of 83, having spent 49 years as a man and 34 as a woman.
At one time, specially selected male children among the Alaskan Koniag were raised as females from infancy, eventually becoming the wife of a chief or tribal leader. A similar custom of aboriginal tribes in Greenland designate this person an Achnutshik
and THAT ends my fascination with this topic. NO....I didn't get laid, but I'm sure there's something else to think about.
In other news.......
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Porpoises enjoy group sex.
Rhesus macaques (monkeys) experience orgasm, with much the same physiological response as humans.
Hamsters can have sex seventy-five times a day.
The rhinoceros penis is two feet long.
The majority of giraffes and turkeys are bisexual.
Most male birds don't have a penis, but rather holes that pass the sperm to the females.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, forbids moose copulation on city streets.
The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds has a penis that is two inches long
A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.
Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4 1/2 inches long and 1 1/2 inches diameter
The vagina and the eye are the bodys self-cleaning organs.
The clitoris is the only organ in a womans body thats only function is to give sexual pleasure.
Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.
The word vanilla comes from a Latin word meaning vagina because of a vanilla pods likeness of female genitalia.
Rumor has it that United States President, Lyndon Johnson, loved showing off his penis, which he nicknamed Jumbo.
Most men's erections are five-and-a-half to six inches long.
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
If they had to choose, most men would rather be five-foot-two inches tall with a seven-inch penis (62 percent), than six-foot-two inches tall with a three-inch penis (36 percent).
-According to the Kinsey Institute, the smallest erect penis tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing: a testicle.
Left testicles usually hang lower than the right.
According to Archives of General Medicine, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkers.
According to The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.
In the Aztec culture, avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.
Those most likely to have unsafe sex without asking about their partner's sexual history are the Swedes (64% dont ask), followed by the Japanese, Norwegians and South Africans (all 58%) the US falls in at 47%.
Who is practicing safe sex? People in India (20%), Vietnam (24%) and Spain (26%)
Materials that have been used to make condoms through history: Linen, tortoiseshell, leather, silk, sheep gut.
The first condoms in the U.S. were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s.
Most men's erections are five-and-a-half to six inches long.
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Fourteen percent of males said that they did not enjoy sex the first time, while sixty percent of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.
According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal.
The average man sees five women a day he would like to sleep with.
Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7.
The average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes.
According to Rutgers University, Richard Brent holds the male multi-orgasm record of 6 ejaculations in 36 minutes.
Most Female Orgasms on record: 134 in one hour for a woman.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
The average woman has sex three times a week.
About 50% of women have one breast that is larger than the other.
According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date.
Thirty percent of women who engage in oral sex swallow their partner's ejaculate every time.
54 percent of women have had a one night stand.
Sixty percent of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.
J. Edgar Hoover, Oscar Wilde, Chief Crazy Horse, Pope Paul II and Pope Julius III, Leonard Bernstein, Alexander the Great, Sigmund Freud, Lawrence of Arabia, Plato, Peter Tchaikovsky and Florence Nightingale were all gay or bi sexual.
"Amy-John" is archaic slang for a "lesbian."
According to the Durex study, More than 17% of Australians are in a gay relationship.
The young males of Sambia in New Guinea must perform a ritualized homosexual act with tribe elders until they reach adulthood. When they get older, they have sex with women, during which they hold their noses with clothespin like devices.
In the 1940s, Dr. Walter J. Freeman began prescribing, in widespread fashion, a cure for homosexuality. He "cured," to an arguable degree of success, mostly institutionalized patients. By 1955, more than 19,000 American "deviants" had received this treatment. What was the "cure"? A lobotomy.
Homosexuality is an accepted practice among the South American Lache and Caquitero Indians. Homosexual marriages are not uncommon; moreover, women who have borne five sons are permitted to raise one of them as a female.
In the U.S., there is, on average, three sex change operations per day
A sex change has never been performed in Ireland.
Queen Anne had a transvestite cousin, Lord Cornbury, whom she assigned to be governor of New York and New Jersey. The colonists were not amused.
One of the most famous transvestites in history was Chevalier d'Eon de Beaumont, a diplomat in service to Louis XV. He lived to the age of 83, having spent 49 years as a man and 34 as a woman.
At one time, specially selected male children among the Alaskan Koniag were raised as females from infancy, eventually becoming the wife of a chief or tribal leader. A similar custom of aboriginal tribes in Greenland designate this person an Achnutshik
and THAT ends my fascination with this topic. NO....I didn't get laid, but I'm sure there's something else to think about.
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ceallach13:
I always knew man juice was lo-cal. Take that sorority girls!
the_alpha_jan:
More sex-relative entertainment. Man spooge is also a beauty product in some places where it clears up pores and used in facials...and I don't mean the money shot facial.