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got back from a bachelor party. it was fun getting him plastered and making him sing karoke. he's not a big drinker so it was even more entertaining since he has no control of himself when drunk. then the groomsman decided that we need to go to a strip club. it was cool, him getting lapl dances and all. he was having a good time. then one of the stripper decided that he needed a slap on the belly. there's still a nice outline of her hand on his belly. then he was on the stage giving a tip when the same girl decided to slap his belly again. it wasn't one of those slaps that you heard, so much as felt. he curled up in the fetal posistion on stage and we walked him out then. though he left with a smile on his face, he'll definitly feel this in the morning.