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So just started eating better. It's a drastic difference from what I was eating. Now I'm wondering if I was eating my feelings, because now I'm getting really introspective and emotional. Or if that's just coincidental.

So I went to a show with a friend. Flirting exceeded our normal amount of sport flirting. To the point that if she hadn't been on my 'don't kiss' list for the last 2 years for having a boyfriend, I would have dropped a smooch on her. So drunken me invites her to an erotic art show. On the only day I could make it....
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so this girl asked me if i thought she should get implants.

i told her that it would definitely help her fill out her shirt.

she wanted to know if she should get c's or d's.

i said 19's.

her quizzical look wanted clarification.

nineteen inches...around.

the rust falling off the gears was audible.

your forarms.

nothing sexier than a chick with popeye arms.

i...
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mmm...tabacco and caffine
goodbye

i forgot how stressful it is hanging with the extended family. this isn't a negative comment on them or our relationship, they are just high strung. it kinda makes me high strung.

i'm not a rock out with my cock out kinda guy.
i'm more of a hand out with my wang out type.

so i spent thanksgiving eating chinese takeout and watching movies. i keep getting those pitty "aww"s. i don't get why. i still talked with the family for an hour or so. i've always seen thangsgiing as an arbitrary day to sit with family, eat too much and watch football. personally i'd be down for doing that every month and making it a national holiday.

since...
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so my dumb ass didn't get the part in ticketmaster's page where they only send UPS'd tickets to CC billing addresses.

so here's the SAT version of my current situation:
michigan is far from mass. as I am far from the show

YAY! SG burlesque tomorrow! if ticketmaster actually delivers the ticket tomorrow!

i think i may have gotten too good at packing. i brought everyting i need as far as clothing, computer geekery, books etc. but i have to stuff or crap. i realized this while my roomate and i were staring at the starkly white walls surrounding us, and trying to figure out what to do about it. i then realized that i don't even have...
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so yesterday was super cool.

got up at the crack of ten. gave a roomate a ride. went into boston. checked out this place that gives cheap sailing lessons and boat access. almost fell in the water less than a minute after getting on the boat. but it was super cool and i'll be spending much time there. then walked around down town and the...
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