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sometime around christmas i decided it was ok to get old. it has worked. im old.

get off my lawn...

or...

want some candy?

or...

my fecking 401k!

btw - im going to coachella and wmc in miami if anyone wants to say hello.
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walker:
it better be good candy. the last guy in a van with no windows wanted to give me candy corn.


And yeah i do need a hair cut, but not getting one the last 3 years has saved me a whole$180.
jakeypooh:
I hear ya! I turned 26 last month, and my hip started to hurt? How did you deal with entering your golden years?
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My dog wont stop farting... it is awful.

other than that, she is so sweet.
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cassiel:
The Sounds are actually opening for No Doubt smile And working on a new album, so I hope they'll tour later this year. smile

Also, you're back.
ninadelamorte:
It's so nice to see you truly back.

Panda makes me happy!
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Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk.

It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.

It's your turn Heather.

No, Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather?

Sorry Heather.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.



blackeyed smile
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cassiel:
Heathers?
jj_r0x0rz:
heathers lol
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This man is a great american!



Day 7: The Sick

The fever is gone, but the kennel cough is persistant.

I fell off my diet last night through today after 5 weeks - I feel crumby (outside of the sick crumby). I am now convinced that no lactose, no caffiene, no alchohol, no yeast, no gluten, no processed foods, yes lean meats, 40% Protien/30% Fat/30%...
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ninadelamorte:
i adore that video!

hope you're feeling better soon.

oh and if you eat meat you are of course not a vegan. your diet would simple make you a health conscience omnivore. biggrin
3am:
Sorry, but 3AM is dead. Don't question it!

Glad your illness if finally breaking!!!

No processed foods? That's unholy!
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jamwise:
This could just be the greatest thing ever.
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blush love love love love kiss mad love love mad ooo aaa
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guitargeek:
What the fuck? Why can't I see embedded YouTube clips?

GTO? Sure! You pony up the banana skins and I'll be your mechanic...


jena:
Tonight my Nanny was trying to describe in her broken english, that form of cruel mental conditioning...and said "She...wash'a the brain!"

You love this.
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I went to the punk rock show

Suicide Girls Burlesque in Houston...
- for those of you who saw me, stared at me, then didnt say hi... I would have bought you a shot.
- Tu Shi Ma Mi Re were fantastic! They have really polished their act and she is fun to talk to.
- i asked the girl selling SG stuff if they...
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trevor:
You're here tonight? Come drink a beer!
buttonbutton:
you deleted me from your friends!!!

sad panda!
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Yes, Yes all! You got pandito on the sly yo'all! To the left, to the left I suggest

Well just about back to normal here. Can find my way around this victorian odessey.

Most of the friends are back! Thanks for all of the sweet and sincere welcome backs. Next time more lipstick!

MIA: 3AM, Bella420, Brixton, FridgeMagnet, DoodleBug and Sindy...
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pmonkeyesquire:
i liked it. i read the whole thing. Let's see, some 34 year old chick annoyed you, you went to colorado, a girl gave you a bad haircut because you wouldn't go out with her big mean boyfriend, and you didn't get hired in Boston because of Sid. Ok Im all caught up!
taban:
You dont want my old ACL dear.. it's petty worthless
*hugs*
kiss
Taban
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In the days of my youth, I was told what it means to be a man. Now I've reached that age, I've tried to do all those things the best I can. No matter how I try, I find my way into the same old jam.


yummmm. Jam!
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azrael_abyss:
awwwwwwwwwwwww thank you kiss
hellonurse:
Alas, I'm running a little late on the Christmas gift buying... um... I'll get back to you on that...
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You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.
alyk:
I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke.
fatality:
I want a thin mint!
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i eat bok
lioness4:
yes, i have been told i think way too much before. but, well, i i'm workin on it already.
anyway welcome to sg, i don't think i've seen you around here before. but i have been away awhile. wink
yeah, and i eat too, food is good.
alyk:
I'm going to slip anti-psychotics into your coffee so I can take advantage of you...You know, dress you up in a tutu and make you dance on my kitchen table...
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alyk:
Shut it! No being mean to me...
fiendclub:
That's where you are wrong.
LED's generate zero heat.
Which is why I am using them on a real tree.
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