Saturday May 14, 2011

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To my list of talents, you can add alligator wrangler.

I'm going to need a massage.
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eyeswideshut:
I don't know what an alligator wrestler is, and I am scared to ask.
jonas_thorazine:
How're you doing dear? Haven't heard from you in awhile...

Thursday Apr 28, 2011

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You write such pretty words, but life's no storybook...

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Everyone has a sob story. I'm not looking for sympathy, and I don't need anyone to dry my tears. I just need to type it out and get it off of my chest. I know that others have it far worse, and I don't want to discredit their trials and tribulations.

I'm...
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justrodan:
*undresses for you*

Enjoy the strip tease - it should be fun.
sydfloyd:
So how;d the striptease go?

Wednesday Apr 27, 2011

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When it rains, it fucking pours.
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chalko:
true true...need an umbrella? LOL
road:
Dude. Be strong. All things come to those who wait? I dunno, but eventually the sun will shine on you. Keep smiling!
-R

Friday Apr 22, 2011

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It's one thing to have your car broken into, and another thing to have your car stolen. To have your house broken into though, something completely different...

Not a happy Friday.
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rychu79:
Karma will avenge you in the end
ryanthorpe:
Sorry to hear about all this. I hope you are ok.

Thursday Apr 21, 2011

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On your marks, get set...

Tell me your favorite stripper story... what do you like stripers to do, etc.

Real update at another time, I'm trying to get out of a cranky mood whatever
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darkchocolate:
Damn the memories. There was this mom and pop club when i was out on the east coast, bring yo own liquor type of place, main stage 4 small stages....That place always kept a plethora of beauty, I was saddened when it got shut down...

went out with a bunch of old co-workers to this one club. one of whom was a real live "40 yr old virgin" so I say to him, Pick a girl, I will pay for you a lap dance..imagine beavis and butthead getting a lap dance.....funniest table dance I have ever watched.

Took my friend out for her birthday, she happens to be heavily into women. on the way into the club she says, "Hell, we all are going to leave out of here with a girl tonight" lol

oh and then there was this time in Denver, me and this chic went out, during dinner she said she wanted to go to the strip club, i got more turned on watching her get a lap dance than I did watching any of the dancers stage performance.....

rychu79:
I bring a box of suckers and hand them out to the dancers. It puts a smile on their face and mine too.

Sunday Apr 10, 2011

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It's almost Friday. It's almost Friday.
chronas:
Work-Friday? Cause if you were looking for real-Friday, you just missed him frown he's on holiday for another 4 days

Thursday Apr 07, 2011

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The evening was filled with good vibes, douche bags, beer, competing friends and heading to bed with wishes of the following day going by quickly so that tomorrow eve can be enjoyed.
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longlostsapper:
Sounds like a full day
chalko:
Sounds good!

Thursday Mar 31, 2011

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This is perfect nude beach weather... too bad my better half is in France frown

Cramps are on hiatus, but my migraine can't seem to take the hint.
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kas:
sags unite!
curtis666:
I want donkey! and to RUN NAKED!!!mad
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