so we just got back from O'ahu for a week , and it was pretty fucking nice . I am sunburnt and hungover and my feet are sore and I am exhausted . . . but I would go back right now if I could . We packed more fun into a week than you should be able to . Also I got to watch some drunk dude dive into a 6 foot deep pool , headfirst and knock himself the fuck out , and float across the pool face down . He was revived and lived , but it was creepy to see it actually happen right in front of you . Big trouble in paradise ! Anyhow here we are chilling on the beach after about a dozen Mai Tais at the royal Hawaiian hotel . . . . 

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All I did was sit at home.