_lauren_

i'm a hit back person
you fuck with me
i'll fuck with you back

edited most out cause i sounded crazy

should i change my profile pic?
or should i leave it like this?

i dunno

dead baby jokes = tasteful

how do you get 1000 dead babies into a phone booth?
a blender.

how do you get them out?
nachos.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
when you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.