_jordan_

Dear Girl that I have a Jr. High crush on,

Sorry I texted you a minute ago. I am a simple person. I am not really good at anything except working hard and photography. You probably regret giving me your phone number, I kinda feel bad for using it, but a nice top shelf drink can be very convincing.

Jordan


PS - itunes is playing Green Day, so it kinda helped in the convincing and I think it's rather attractive that you're a million times more intelligent than I am. (I almost wrote "smarter", but I figured you would kill me for that.)

PSS - I'm sorry I wrote out "kinda".


Edit to add:
PSSS - Dear God, I hope that you are not allergic to cats.