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Santa Rosa, CA

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Tuesday Jul 28, 2009

Jul 28, 2009
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Normally, I have quiet a bit of Penis envy. I often think about all the things I'd do with my penis if I had one. But today I was thinking...
I'm glad I don't have a penis because:
it must be horribly inconvenient to accidentally or unexpectedly get turned on and then have to go somewhere or meet someone where pitching a giant tent in your pants is highly frowned upon.

it's nice to be a girl. you can hide the fact that you're randy if you want to/need to.

I loved reading about all your fantasies...there's enough material there to write several stories, so I'll be working on that for a while. Hopefully...if I don't think they suck, I'll feel comfortable posting the finished products in my blog. wink

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
dice:
Haha! 'pitching a gaiant tent' that's great. If you had a dick I would hook up with you for sure. Well, I hope to see you there on Friday. It's always nice to be in the company of a sexy lady! xoxo
Jul 29, 2009
oldernow:
any time, any place!*

*portkey not included in offer, sadly
Jul 31, 2009

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