Squeeeeeeee! I won something! whooo!
I'm really excited. I'm just getting to know Ron's songbook thanks to a great suggestion from one of my friends in the Great White North, but so far I love what he does.
So it was kinda funny when I got in the car this morning and turned on the radio to hear them talking about him and the concert in San Fran. I called in...totally not expecting to get the tickets... but I'm a winner!
Still plenty of woes at work...but at this point I just have to laugh...and this totally made me do that:
REVISED STOCK MARKET TERMS:
> CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
>
> CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
>
> BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to
> mistake himself for a financial genius.
>
> BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no
> allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
>
> VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
>
> P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants
> as the market keeps crashing.
>
> BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
>
> STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
>
> STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
>
> STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your
> assets equally between themselves.
>
> FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
>
> MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
>
> CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears
> down the toilet.
>
> YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker
> for $240 per share.
>
> WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who
> bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
>
> INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked
> up in a nuthouse.
>
> PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
HA HAAAA. 
Enjoy the show!
I never win anything, and I take it you don't often as well. Things are so much sweeter when they rarely happen! HOORAY for you babe!