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While I do not agree with this 100% there are a shit ton of good points about the republican aristocracy that is going to continue making my life hell.



For those who still can't grasp the concept of white privilege, or who are looking for some easy-to-understand examples of it, perhaps this list will help:

White privilege is when you can get pregnant at seventeen...
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Night times our security
The stars watch us like guardian angels
Skeletons of lives to come
Just frames to fill with living and dying
Signatures in permanent
We write our name like claiming a part of time
Layers of paint and fiberglass cover our world
We're in the foundation

This is what I give you
Rooftops with secret views
Fire escapes lead us to heaven...
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"Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man . . . living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of 10 specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he...
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According to Smithsonian Magazine "fear of the #13 costs American a billion dollars per year in absenteeism, train and plane cancellations, and reduced commerce on the 13th of the month."
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Fear of Friday the 13th dates back to Nordic Mythology. Many of their thirteenth Gods met with violent deaths, such as Loki, the trickster.
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Ancient Romans regarded the number 13 as a symbol...
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"I am an evil giraffe,
and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should,
so that other giraffes may die."

"Baby, I've been waiting
I've been waiting night and day.
I didn't see the time
and I waited half my life away.
There were lots of invitations,
and I know you sent me some.
But I was waiting
for the miracle
for the miracle to come."

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator


1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly....
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Go watch Little Britain, preferably "Abroad" or the Live DVD but any season will do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2mG0kl8q9I

I'm afraid to go home.