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According to Smithsonian Magazine "fear of the #13 costs American a billion dollars per year in absenteeism, train and plane cancellations, and reduced commerce on the 13th of the month."
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Fear of Friday the 13th dates back to Nordic Mythology. Many of their thirteenth Gods met with violent deaths, such as Loki, the trickster.
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Ancient Romans regarded the number 13 as a symbol...
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"I am an evil giraffe,
and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should,
so that other giraffes may die."

"Baby, I've been waiting
I've been waiting night and day.
I didn't see the time
and I waited half my life away.
There were lots of invitations,
and I know you sent me some.
But I was waiting
for the miracle
for the miracle to come."

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator


1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly....
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Go watch Little Britain, preferably "Abroad" or the Live DVD but any season will do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2mG0kl8q9I

I'm afraid to go home.

I heard a Blues Traveler's song earlier today and it made me feel at ease, happy then sad. It brought me back to when I actually knew what was going on in my little brothers life. When we were younger, living in hell but we knew we had each other. I'd give anything to feel that again. Anything.

Thank God its sunny again. I was starting to believe I'd brought the Chicago weather with me to L.A. You can smell the ocean in the wind today. Everything is in place, I feel settled. I LOVE this crazy tragic sometimes almost magic awful beautiful LIFE. I'm so lucky. I miss my friends.

Today is my second day in Cali. I love waking up with the brightest sun peeking thru my sliding glass doors. Knowing there are people not 20 feet away who love and care for me. Everything smells different, nothings buried under 8 inches of snow, there's outside seating @ nearly every restaurant, car washes, and palm trees. I can't take anything for granted. I'm grateful...
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First day out of the hospital. My brother is in from L.A. I made a huge mistake. How do you say your sorry?

My skins crawling. Change is awaited, intimate modification. Time to turn the corner.