Ennui blog was tedious (Appropriately. It's part of the artistic statement, no really).
So some stuff instead.
Acquisitive Consumerism as a form of Capitalist Process
I bought one of these, so as I could counter the unflattering effects of sitting in an office all day. She's stunningly and exhilarating and good between my thighs. I mean, I totally don't need a girlfriend.
She's so pretty. I called her [1]. I felt like a grownup again the moment I brought her home. Plus she was second hand, so I was supporting a friend's endeavours while buying myself a little bit of freedom. I suppose since she was originally imported from the United Kingdom I can't really brag about my carbon footprint, but I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT OK.
[1: Pheobe, you phillistine. Sappho owns you.]
In the pursuit of the Elichrusid Platonic Ideal
My job is stupid, and I've been doing it for a year simply because I stopped paying attention. This is clearly deranged and unnecessary, and it leads to enthusiastic enennuinated shouting[3].
So I've begun the enrolment process, at long last. I'm going back to school next January to study biochemistry, so I can get down the with the genetics and feed the world, or at least finish off all the bees[2], and also so I can not live in Australia anymore.
[2: Not true. Bees are pretty, and you should love them and not kill them all.]
[3: Enennuinated: having been impregnated with the essence of ennui. You're welcome.]
What did you do in January?
So some stuff instead.
Acquisitive Consumerism as a form of Capitalist Process
I bought one of these, so as I could counter the unflattering effects of sitting in an office all day. She's stunningly and exhilarating and good between my thighs. I mean, I totally don't need a girlfriend.
She's so pretty. I called her [1]. I felt like a grownup again the moment I brought her home. Plus she was second hand, so I was supporting a friend's endeavours while buying myself a little bit of freedom. I suppose since she was originally imported from the United Kingdom I can't really brag about my carbon footprint, but I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT OK.
[1: Pheobe, you phillistine. Sappho owns you.]
In the pursuit of the Elichrusid Platonic Ideal
My job is stupid, and I've been doing it for a year simply because I stopped paying attention. This is clearly deranged and unnecessary, and it leads to enthusiastic enennuinated shouting[3].
So I've begun the enrolment process, at long last. I'm going back to school next January to study biochemistry, so I can get down the with the genetics and feed the world, or at least finish off all the bees[2], and also so I can not live in Australia anymore.
[2: Not true. Bees are pretty, and you should love them and not kill them all.]
[3: Enennuinated: having been impregnated with the essence of ennui. You're welcome.]
What did you do in January?
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steven:
My dear, I had no idea you were still a member!
steven:
I have the rack for this bike if you still need it...