Everything is lovely and good, although I appear to have misplaced my libido in the packing. News to follow.
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_elichrusos:
Ce-ci n'est pas un album
One of us has thoroughly manipulated the other. Here's hoping it's me and I'm not making a terrible, horrible, no good very bad mistake.
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mat8drb:
Mistakes. Challenges. All the same.
I have returned. Bombard me with questions.
I have returned. Bombard me with questions.
disputed_reality:
ok, come on over and I'll fire up the still.
We'll drink striaght from the jar, after that if we have a clue who we are or where we are we'll be doing ok
We'll drink striaght from the jar, after that if we have a clue who we are or where we are we'll be doing ok
So, like, it's my birthday in two weeks. Who knew?
Dear Sidewalk People:
I know some folk have trouble with the idea that they are not, in fact, at the centre of the universe. Still, I'd like to invite you to consider the posibility that I didn't come to the club to entertain you. Some people did; I've developed a rather simple dichotomous key you...
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Dear Sidewalk People:
I know some folk have trouble with the idea that they are not, in fact, at the centre of the universe. Still, I'd like to invite you to consider the posibility that I didn't come to the club to entertain you. Some people did; I've developed a rather simple dichotomous key you...
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steven:
The odds of meeting anyone worthwhile on a street corner at 3am are pretty slender ... and Perth ain't exactly New York City, ma'am!
_biblia_:
oh my.
(i had to look up proscribed. i love when you use words i don't know.)
(i had to look up proscribed. i love when you use words i don't know.)
They made furious, angry noises about having warned her, and when she focused most clearly she could could remember. They'd said, they said: "Jaquelin! Don't put that thing in you mouth".
At the time, she'd thought that was a very medicocre warning. When she'd been a whole mess of youth, full of burgeoning ego and an almost overwhelming desire to prove her cajones there had...
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At the time, she'd thought that was a very medicocre warning. When she'd been a whole mess of youth, full of burgeoning ego and an almost overwhelming desire to prove her cajones there had...
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zenfish:
so other then writing... anything new and sparkly in your life?
zenfish:
sounds like great fun.
not sure, i think you were the one that recomended the godel/escher/bach book to me... found it today, going to hold off on it for now.
seems to be an easy one to find... and right now i'm rather wanting to find some of the 'harder' books... found kerouac... can't find the bukowski that i'm wanting.
not sure, i think you were the one that recomended the godel/escher/bach book to me... found it today, going to hold off on it for now.
seems to be an easy one to find... and right now i'm rather wanting to find some of the 'harder' books... found kerouac... can't find the bukowski that i'm wanting.
Holy Jesus what are these god damn animals?
steven:
Pass me the ether...
What is the first music that you consciously remember? Children music does not count.
Mine is either "Ein Madchen oder Weibchen" or "Der Holle Rache", both from Die Zauberflote. I've wanted to be able to sing Der Holle Rache my whole little life.
My mother raised me on opera, and then wondered why I had such a very potent fondness for melodrama.
Go...
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Mine is either "Ein Madchen oder Weibchen" or "Der Holle Rache", both from Die Zauberflote. I've wanted to be able to sing Der Holle Rache my whole little life.
My mother raised me on opera, and then wondered why I had such a very potent fondness for melodrama.
Go...
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eddie:
Hmm... Aerosmith.
Yeah.
Yeah.
char1es:
"You're full of good news! The Calgary in my head is rapidly surpassing earthly possibility."
You think Calgary sounds good? I should send you a picture of the girl.
You'd be on a plane before your computer finished the shutdown sequence.
You think Calgary sounds good? I should send you a picture of the girl.
You'd be on a plane before your computer finished the shutdown sequence.
I am really, really, really sick. My entire body aches, my eyeballs are too big and my temperature is bobbing up and down in a manner more suitable for a bad porno blowjob.
This morning I failed to brush my hair. I couldn't manage such a complicated motion.
Then I had to catch a abus with a suitcase as big as me, and the bus...
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This morning I failed to brush my hair. I couldn't manage such a complicated motion.
Then I had to catch a abus with a suitcase as big as me, and the bus...
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prockgirlscout:
That temperature/blowjob connection is confusing the fuck out of me but I know I want you to feel better fast. I hope you don't have to go anywhere else while you're so sick.
steven:
Thanks. Life's a bitch sometimes!
This is why I shouldn't turn my head. When I look away, something always changes.
Thistle is gone. We'd always said we should speak more often, but we never did.
I'm all over saying. Saying is lame.
Thistle is gone. We'd always said we should speak more often, but we never did.
I'm all over saying. Saying is lame.
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steven:
^ 
I seem to have that effect...
I seem to have that effect...
quirky:
I tag you!
See, when you call it "Super Powerful" I expect that the phrase "Fucked me with a Jackhammer" should be, if not intimately involved, at least highly palatable.
Allow me to make something abundantly plain to you. "Super Powerful" is not applicable to any... device... which uses a mere two double A batteries, just as a woman with two double A breasts could not accurate be...
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Allow me to make something abundantly plain to you. "Super Powerful" is not applicable to any... device... which uses a mere two double A batteries, just as a woman with two double A breasts could not accurate be...
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char1es:
If you ever move to Calgary, I know just the girl for that assistant 'position' you refer to.
cleverthings:
Aw shucks!! You searched for a song called "Clever Things"!! 
I know the one you mean... well, the actual song. Yay, infecting people's psyches everywhere! Oh, and the boy I mentioned: just posted a pic of us looking deliriously happy in my journal.
Last night, I went on a boat!! I real boat cruise thing with actually NICE people and EXCELLENT bands, including my awesome goth-friend's band and she organised it too. Such a fun night. Said pic is of that night.
I went on a lovely vibrator mission in Sydney. Shop in Kings Cross had an extremely helpful girl and I found a good one, to my infinite satisfaction. She did, however, explain to me that as she requires her clit, vagina and anus stimulated all at the same time, it limits her options. She also showed me the size that she prefers... and it was... how you say... rather astonishing. I'm not quite sure my body could stretch that far when not giving birth.
I know the one you mean... well, the actual song. Yay, infecting people's psyches everywhere! Oh, and the boy I mentioned: just posted a pic of us looking deliriously happy in my journal.
Last night, I went on a boat!! I real boat cruise thing with actually NICE people and EXCELLENT bands, including my awesome goth-friend's band and she organised it too. Such a fun night. Said pic is of that night.
I went on a lovely vibrator mission in Sydney. Shop in Kings Cross had an extremely helpful girl and I found a good one, to my infinite satisfaction. She did, however, explain to me that as she requires her clit, vagina and anus stimulated all at the same time, it limits her options. She also showed me the size that she prefers... and it was... how you say... rather astonishing. I'm not quite sure my body could stretch that far when not giving birth.
Check your friends threads and recommend a book for me
I want a baby.
I want a baby.
I had a date last night. We went to the supermarket to buy exciting and mundane ingredients for exotic spanish cooking, but somehow we never got around to actually cooking siad exotic spanish cooking.
I...
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eddie:
oui oui madam!
signalnoise:
i never sat down and watched "fear and loathing" 
As of now, I've been awake for thirty two hours. Yes, it is the beginning of the full moon (thank you for asking), and subsequently my skin feels as though it's been stretched across a pincushion. Every sensation is magnified a thousand times.
(Post entry addendum: Pincushions are usually soft. This was a stupid similie)
For the past eight weeks I've been labouring under an...
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(Post entry addendum: Pincushions are usually soft. This was a stupid similie)
For the past eight weeks I've been labouring under an...
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huck:
"do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law"
hopey:
Next summer. We would love to have you.
Strangely it does this when ever the possibility of some fun appears...
*goes to unpack boxes that have been sitting for four years*