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The sunshine is days away.
I won't be saved; I know all the words.
I can't say that I'll love you forever.


Self loathing aside...

People say all kinds of things to their waitress. It's weird.

How would you react to "You have really beautiful hair. Why do you keep a fucking pen in it?"
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char1es:
"Watch it, Bub, It's mightier than the sword."

mat8drb:
Precisely. Mathematics is my domain. So I can get away with this.

I'd ask for a pencil tin.
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I disowned my kin, fought with my mother, found true love and inner peace and washed all my laundry. But I didn't quite finish the valentines. I'm going to be ultra-scalple tomorrow.

How was your weekend?
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mat8drb:
The scary thing is I bought the new cup before having the car serviced today. The car cost less to service than planned. Therefore I could have afforded it after. I am very confused. Very.

Inner peace. Bottle it.
chris_sick:
My old boss paid our entire tab at his bar for my birthday. There was much scotch. Than I angrily demanded everyone at my friend's house watch season one of The Wire since it was birthday. Then I fell asleep ten minutes into the first episode. When I woke up it was early. Everyone was gone. And it was cold.
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Twitterpated.

Check that: extremely twitterpated.
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mat8drb:
Twitterpated Zone
_biblia_:
to answer your question-- yes, i'm pretty sure you've mentioned that before. blush

feeling twitterpated is wonderful.
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I had a great big update to write. Insetad I fell down the stairs, which has combined with my arthritic hips in a decidedly unvoltron-like manner. I'm going to lie down and hate stuff for a while.

Comment responses and proper updates tomorow.

Lovely people who feel inclined to send me a reciprocal valentine should message me for a postal address.
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subrosa:
Thank you, darling. When I said "prove myself", I meant "prove that I'm indispensable enough for them to hire on full time." Those law bastards require actual work and shit. Assholes. wink
_biblia_:
i fell on my hip in july and it's still not right.

i suppose this is not the kind of news you would like to hear.
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I think my ignore list just overtook my friends list.

Doesn't that just say wonderful things about me?
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bepps:
I don't think so. I'm happy to say I've never had anyone on my ignore list. I think it's a sign of weakness and inability to deal with the even diluted and highly (although apparently less so with time) moderated reality we see here on this site.

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_biblia_:
i don't have anyone on ignore anymore. i'm just too morbidly curious.
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If I wake up at night with heartburn so bad I can't help crying and you're awake watching television, do you think you could have fucking driven me to the service station instead of making me walk, half asleep, in the dark?

You're called a clothes-dryer, not a clothes-in-an-aqueaous-solution-suspender. I hate wearing damp clothes to work.

You don't own me. Best you remember that, or...
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quirky:
Obviously, I am pwnt by cosmic logic.
freakpirate:
Oh. Ouch. That sucks.

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I have a big-huge exam tomorrow. Wish me luck, folks.



I'm thinking of sending (naughty?) Valentine's day cards. If you want one, send me a message with a postal address. Certain people will be getting one regardless.
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ampersand:
^ do as he says. please?

oh, and you better have my address, cause y'know toby's gonna expect a card, m'kay?

pssst.... you gots mail!
ampersand:
oh shit! i missed the good lucks... but really, seriously, you probably don't need it, on accounta being like, the super-smartest person I've ever known, ever...

but, just in the spirit of things... good luck!

kiss
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Dear every single person who didn't bother to mention the Yeah Yeah Yeahs to me in the past, oh, FIVE YEARS.

Fuck you. Seriously.

love love
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prockgirlscout:
That's what I do to people I love. confused

And seriously, the Gossip is possibly the best band ever. love
quirky:
I just dipped my thor's hammer in sake!
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That's a bad omen, but one that might get you some girlsexpie.
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J -> Aeroport

Bonne chance, moi.



Alive and on land.
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freakpirate:
I have one more week of work and then I'm off to home as well. As much as I hate that city there's part of me that's looking forward to seeing my family and eating a ton of free food.

phantasy:
Wishing you a merry Christmas and a fab New Year! kiss
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Fever: Quashed.

I am the winner of autoimmunology.

Today is a wonderful day; I've bought new batteries for my Camera. Expect much more exciting udates tomorrow, with some of that long forsaken content!

How excitement!
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mat8drb:
I haven't seen many adverts for Singstar. Apart from that one that ends up with the sofa on the side.

CONTENT! ROCK!
zenfish:
yah! new pics!

hope your day was well.

today i found myself with less cash then i thought, and still a few presents to buy yet. frown
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And as the screaming fire engine siren filled the air
The evidence had vanished from my charred and smoking chair


Dear Streptococcus pyogenes:

One's body temperature is currently higher than that of one's cat.

I'm all for breaking out of stereotypes, but this is ridiculous. Kindly desist.

J
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mat8drb:
Jacquelin_Warm?
prockgirlscout:
You aren't supposed to double the eggs? That's confusing.

I love mangos (mangoes? :confusedsmile. I love mango margaritas even more.
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My planet is dying. We need gossip to survive

Tell me something I don't know about you, and I'll tell you something tangentioaly related to your something about you, about me. (People who fought their way through those clauses win the right to participate)

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The new layout makes me want a cigarette. I distinctly remember that I stopped being twelve some...
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freakpirate:
I would seriously kill Jesus for a plush Charles Darwin. Seriously.

helly:
The new layout spooks me blush