I'm looking for a picture. When I saw it, it was accompanied a reference to the shortest novel in the body of english literature: "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn."
If you can tell me who wrote the story in question, without the assistance of google, you get a something. Those of you who cheat win my disdain.
It's an ultra-cutesified sepia picture of <author's...
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If you can tell me who wrote the story in question, without the assistance of google, you get a something. Those of you who cheat win my disdain.
It's an ultra-cutesified sepia picture of <author's...
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Regular as clockwork, I've decided to stay away from you folks when I'm lunar. All you get is bitching and my speculation that I should become a whore.
Expect me the same heartfelt decision in a month's time, kids. Stupid moon.
Expect me the same heartfelt decision in a month's time, kids. Stupid moon.
andvari:
Think of it as spicing up your dialogue with the community. 
mat8drb:
More people should use the word "stupid".
Catch you shortly.
Catch you shortly.
So tell me, what do you think about prostitution?
I really want to know.
I really want to know.
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cleverthings:
I have no problem with it as a concept, nor would I object to going to see a prostitute if, say, one is in a relationship and wants to experiment with certain things or genders that might threaten your partner if the other person could have designs beyond money. Wow, did that sentence just die in the middle, or what? Too tired from Ball shenanigans.
To be honest, it's only a problem if the only reason the person is in that field is due to lack of money or hate for themselves. Think of the hotness of Sin City's whores? There's power right there.
Oh I wish you had been at the Ball, my dear!! I was spoilt in the extreme. Lucky, lucky me.
Hope you're well!!
To be honest, it's only a problem if the only reason the person is in that field is due to lack of money or hate for themselves. Think of the hotness of Sin City's whores? There's power right there.
Oh I wish you had been at the Ball, my dear!! I was spoilt in the extreme. Lucky, lucky me.
Hope you're well!!
andvari:
So now I'm curious, where are you going with your question?
I broke my ring last night.
She was wrought of brittle blood iron, of a long line of those who fell to myriad violent deaths.
I'm a little sad, because she was the most longevid. She went around the world with me, she saw snow in the frozen north, she saw Seattle, she saw Vancouver. She was my companion in Hong Kong. I hadn't been...
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She was wrought of brittle blood iron, of a long line of those who fell to myriad violent deaths.
I'm a little sad, because she was the most longevid. She went around the world with me, she saw snow in the frozen north, she saw Seattle, she saw Vancouver. She was my companion in Hong Kong. I hadn't been...
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somethingstupid:
hahahahaha
I can't remember what that referred to, but I was drunk and it wasn't what it sounded like.
I can't remember what that referred to, but I was drunk and it wasn't what it sounded like.
mindfuck:
brraaaiiinnsss
Her foolish pig-headed enthusiasm to be wronged was inconceivable.
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mat8drb:
Pure maths = thinking, not much doing. Applied maths = solving problems or modelling things, which is what I do.
Although theoretical physics is bloody interesting.
Although theoretical physics is bloody interesting.
mat8drb:
Got captivated by the written word instead?
I'm toying with a new job. Apparently, I can earn 36k to file my nails and pick up drycleaning.
ADDENDUM: Security Clearance? Fuck.
No one in their right mind would give me security clearance.
"Why are you applying for this job?"
"I need thirty thousand dollars for elective surgery"
Like that's going to happen.
ADDENDUM: Security Clearance? Fuck.
No one in their right mind would give me security clearance.
"Why are you applying for this job?"
"I need thirty thousand dollars for elective surgery"
Like that's going to happen.
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_biblia_:
is this job available in my area also? 'cause i'm looking for something new. . . .
_elichrusos:
What's hilarious is that I'm now the bosses boss of the people who do this job, and I still don't have a security clearance.
Today is an absolutely wonderful day.
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cleverthings:
That is fantastic to hear!
Will you be gracing us with your lovely presence at the Ball, my dear?
Will you be gracing us with your lovely presence at the Ball, my dear?
mat8drb:
I think it made sense at the time. Have you edited the entry since?
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mat8drb:
[Edited on Apr 25, 2006 7:03PM]
iseult:
Hi, I thought it was about time that I said 'hello' to you, after seeing your comments in the 'OMG! Trannies are teh sexy' thread, as well as the one the bigot hijacked. I honestly don't know what such people are doing on this site, but I hope someone's flagged him for his latest 'offering'. Hopefully he won't be here much longer.
I hope you're having a good week.
I hope you're having a good week.
The bassoon part from Peter and the Wolf puts to shame everything I have ever written.
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Dignified in what she does, when she sing the smile that she brings to those of you unaware of what's to come.
I said tell me: What's to come?
Green is the colour of my envy, it's the colour of fame. So I'm gonna write it down to scream it out, and I'm never gonna be the same again.
I said tell me: What's to come?
Green is the colour of my envy, it's the colour of fame. So I'm gonna write it down to scream it out, and I'm never gonna be the same again.
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hopey:
You write beautiful journals.
mat8drb:
I thought silver was the colour of fame. But I see where you get green from
Redacted.
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jah:
your pie looks delicious
xela:
cumofsumyounguy! teheheh
sory it's take ever 2 respond, i've been deadly ill.
and thank u for saying i have sexy tattoos, hehehe u make me blush!
sory it's take ever 2 respond, i've been deadly ill.
and thank u for saying i have sexy tattoos, hehehe u make me blush!
And it's ALL true!