Wedding on Saturday. My cousin is gettin' hitched.
I'm dreading it. Not the wedding, but the reception. I mean, it would be alright if my aunts didn't want me to dance. I'm always pressured into dancing. And I'm bad. Ever see Elaine dance on Seinfeld? I'm worse.
I dunno, maybe there will be an open bar... that would be sweet. Then I could partake in my wedding reception of choice, vodka martinis.
I'm dreading it. Not the wedding, but the reception. I mean, it would be alright if my aunts didn't want me to dance. I'm always pressured into dancing. And I'm bad. Ever see Elaine dance on Seinfeld? I'm worse.
I dunno, maybe there will be an open bar... that would be sweet. Then I could partake in my wedding reception of choice, vodka martinis.
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No shows in your area?! Psh! I live in Providence and I make it back to Boston every other weekend for a show...and I don't even have a car!