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is it just me or do the noises people make when they eat really piss anyone else off?

slurping, crunching, chewing, AAAARGHHHH! it makes my skin crawl!

its like some people do it intentionally,

drives me up the bloody wall!


i know people who can make ice cream, ICE BLOODY CREAM, noisy!
.....how......just how......
i mean its ICE CREAM! its the worlds least noisy food,
how in the blue shades of fuck do you make noise while eating it!
and i'm not even talking about the crispy wafer thing, just the creamy bit in the middle!

and as for crisps (Chips to any Americans reading) well the next person who crunches them in my ear is going to get one of my fists down their throat!!!!!!!

anyway, Rant over. thanks for listening