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im thinking about auditioning at a bunch of strip clubs, im going to get kicked out of i dont have a job asap. idk what else to do, i look for a job everyday, i put in applications everyday, i never get any calls back. i must have a sign on my forehead that says "i would be a horrible employee" or something. fml. if anyone in colorado owns a business, hire me!!!

p.s. ive had some gift offers, if you wanna buy my something go for it, if it gets here in eight days ill wear it for my set