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Birthday FUN!

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This is fucking great!!!

NEW TELEPHONE GREETING

"GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES"
"Press "1" if you speak English."
"Press '2' to disconnect until you can .

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This killed me! I only got 6 out of 11 and I thought I was so smart hahahahaha

How Smart Are You?

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More Hilarity!!

COOKING WITH BACON GREASE

I just threw out my last 2 tbls of bacon grease!!

This is what happens when you keep cooking with bacon grease. This is a warning, send this to everyone you care about.
It could happen to you...



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>>>>>>Bacon grease will make your feet small!! Warn everyone! <<<<<<<

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! I hope you all are having as fun a day as I am!!