Here we go, one of those wonderful looooong surveys! Let's see if I can post it before it gets deleted HA.
WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?
It's a toss up. When I was 12 I got Appendicitis. I was writhing around on the floor in agony. For DAYS. It burst in the jar when they took it out. Yah, I think that one wins. Second place goes to fracturing my lower back playing basketball in Freshman PE. Yowza I couldn't sit, I couldn't do ANYTHING but lie flat on my back and cry. And DEN I had to wear a muthafuckin back brace and boy clothes and gain weight and miss out on volleyball and boys and pretty much everything that makes high school remotely worth going to...exept for my two bestest friends I met there, one of which is still one of my top favorite people on the planet. Hi T!!
DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH U?
Can't chew gum much. I have pretty severe TMJ---did you guys know that TMJ is caused a lotta times by braces/retainers? Did you also know that people have reversed cavities and children have gone from fucked up teeth to straight and healthy JUST BY CHANGING THEIR DIET?? Our society is focusing so much on 'fixing problems' and we are only creating new ones! Preventative care, people! Balance your body.mind and spirit! Don't wait til you 'get sick'! Find the healthiest lifestyle you can while you can! Before you are feeling hopeless and listening to doctors who are paid to prescribe drugs! ........Did you ALSO know that 100% of the drugs that are being prescribed every day for 'typical' conditions (diabetes, heart disease, IBS, etc) have been PROVEN to be deadly?? 100%! That's a fucking lot! 100,000 people are DEAD from taking VIOXX--and they could have COMPLETELY reversed their conditions by changing their diet/lifestyle! Check out www.westonaprice.org!
ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
I keep thinking I'm just a big lezbo and then a cuuute boy always reminds me otherwise
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?
Depends. Some people you just can't kiss right no matter how good you are at it. I think you're only as good as your partner and the chemistry between you.
WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION Dollars?
Hells yah I would sever my left one coz my right is crooked like my Grampas. Now I have twooo deformed digits whoo hooo
DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?
Not in real life. They just people too. But anytime they're on Jerry Springer, YES.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?
'Higher Being'? You mean someone who can take more bong rips than me?? Yeah, unfortunately I know this exists.
But seriously, I believe we are all parts of a whole. There is only consciousness. Consciousness pours through each of us. Is it a 'being'? Not necessarily. Is it 'higher'? Higher in the sense that it is all encompassing.
WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?
A few things make me feel higher than any drug I have ever taken: 1)Nature, especially camping and partying in it. 2)Music, especially live, especially electronic. 3)Dancing at a rave, party or by myself. I don't care. If the music's right I am ON THAT LEVEL. Nothing can take me higher! 4)Feeling my 'spiritual' connection, in the many ways I do every day. And using my psychic gifts.
Non-natural highs? WEEEEEEED!!! DUH! I also enjoy Xanax and mushrooms immensely.
BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS?
Any truck built by someone who knows what the fuck they are doing is great! Here's a hint: you WON"T find a lift on it. I also looove Mustangs (anyone who is not in love with these cars yet needs to drive one!).
WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR
Usually none. Mine broke and I haven't found any rad cheapies to replace em.
DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?
FUCK NO it makes me sick to my stomach. I will purposely let myself get dehydrated rather than drink the tap here!
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?
I remember splitting KFC and Taco Bell burritos with T a lot... ooh my favorite was AFTER school at Los Ponchos!!! MMMM.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?
Depends on the circumstances. I looove breakfast burritos, and WAFFLES! mmm and Fruity Pebbles even though all the high fructose corn syrup makes me sick. I can't believe they sell those as a 'healthy' food for kids!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK YOU WET THE BED?
HAHAHAHA no. But Shawn wet T's truck, remember that T? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?
Got my appendix out, that's it.
WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY?
Mutherfuckin fucker FUCK! Shit! Mother shitter Fuck Fuck Fuck FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?
No. WEEELLLL, okay. Sometimes. I like it when Shawn is drunk and talks shit to stupid bitches---"What a WHORE!" or "You are a stupid bitch"---he says it all matter of factly and no one ever disagrees it's so fricken funny then the chick will be all 'omg I can't believe you just said that to me omg' it's just FUCKIN FUNNY. Trust me.
WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?
Sky dive. I don't think I ever will though. There are plenty of thrills that don't involve confronting my fear of heights.
FAVORITE BEER?
Pumpkin Ale! MMMM Mickeys and Moosehead.
ARE YOU RACIST?
"..Wide nose havin, breathin all the white man's air.." HELL NO I AIN'T! But I love joking about it. I loooove Chapelle and Pryor!!
LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?
LiiiiiiiiBeeeeeRRRRAAAAAL!!!!! LEGALIZE IT ALREADY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?
Eh, not sure. Somewhere it snows too much, or there's too much ignorance or racism, or maybe Utah because it's so religious and uptight. Oh wait---would all the people in the state disappear too?
HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?
Fish. I don't want to talk about traumatic deaths of my chickens.
WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?
You know, I've only met a handful of decent drivers in my life, and it's been half and half. So neither.
ARE YOU SEXIST?
I think male and female energies are both beautiful.
DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
Umm this is a stupid question. Of course I do. Memorized it after some dickwad stole my purse (Twas my own fault. Left it in plain view, in my truck (the back window didn't even lock), in El Cajon! Dumbass.)
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SAYING "OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD" ORIGINATED?
Nope.
ERA OYU DYXLESIC?
PUY. TOLA.
-RIGHT NOW
last kiss:
Kissed Shawn goodbye this mornin. Last REAL kiss? Aw, how sad! I can't even remember the last time I got tingly with a kiss!
last good cry:
The other night I had the worst nightmare of my life and woke up and could not stop sobbing. I will never forget that dream or its significance.
last movie seen:
Wedding Crashers---and it was looong and drawn out and too freakin mushy.
last cuss word uttered:
Shit, I dont know.
last beverage drank:
Water..
last food consumed:
Pumpkin pie filling in a bowl with whipping cream poured on top... last nite's dessert yummmmmm
last crush:
Last meaning I'm over it or last meaning current? Well I'm not telling either way.
last time showered:
Yesterday. This is a wierd one.
last shoes worn:
Flip flops...I live in them...I refuse to walk around barefoot at home. Even when I get up to pee in the middle of the night. I just can't stand getting random gross shit stuck to my feet!
last cd played:
Kottonmouth Kings High Society
last annoyance:
When I woke up this morning and realized I have to look for a job today.
last disappointment:
See above
last soda drank:
Soda is devil cancer causing shit! But I did have some Dr Pepper with In n Out with Jennee a couple months back, and it was tasty. In n Out has good fresh bubbly soda.
last words spoken:
Told Shawn's mom I will get the mail.
last time amused:
Last night watching a special on Richard Pryor on Comedy Central
last time in love:
I don't think I agree with the idea of 'being in love' anymore. Our natural state is that of letting well being (love) flow through us. Love is what we are, where we came from. So we should always be 'in love'. At least if we want to be connected and happy.
last time hugged:
Shawn, goodbye this mornin. Last 'good' hug I remember? Well I've gotten some good ones from Ash and Ish lately. And even though it was sad sayin bye to T we had a good one before she left. What makes a 'good' hug you ask? I guess when you take a sec to feel the others energy, and to give them some loving energy of your own. Not just a 'grasp and pat'...
I LOVE:
Money, sunshine, music, raves, friends, clothes, hair, tattoos, trucks, the desert, camping, dancing, eating, smokin pot, meditation, fresh air, bright colors, making progess, chickens, art, ETC!
I HATE:
I am working on staying on the opposite end of the vibrational scale, so nothing as of now.
I FEAR:
Not 'getting it right'.
I HOPE:
I get in and out of school this year! PLEASE GOD!!!!
I FEEL: l
Motivated to have fun but not to find work.
I HIDE:
out when I feel low.
I DRIVE:
200% better than before Shawn's driving tutoring, and now ,at least 90% better than the rest of the population!
I MISS:
My family. The desert. Teresa. Summer. ENTHC. Being able to roll my tits off without getting sick. Offroading. Getting tatted.
WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?
It's a toss up. When I was 12 I got Appendicitis. I was writhing around on the floor in agony. For DAYS. It burst in the jar when they took it out. Yah, I think that one wins. Second place goes to fracturing my lower back playing basketball in Freshman PE. Yowza I couldn't sit, I couldn't do ANYTHING but lie flat on my back and cry. And DEN I had to wear a muthafuckin back brace and boy clothes and gain weight and miss out on volleyball and boys and pretty much everything that makes high school remotely worth going to...exept for my two bestest friends I met there, one of which is still one of my top favorite people on the planet. Hi T!!
DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH U?
Can't chew gum much. I have pretty severe TMJ---did you guys know that TMJ is caused a lotta times by braces/retainers? Did you also know that people have reversed cavities and children have gone from fucked up teeth to straight and healthy JUST BY CHANGING THEIR DIET?? Our society is focusing so much on 'fixing problems' and we are only creating new ones! Preventative care, people! Balance your body.mind and spirit! Don't wait til you 'get sick'! Find the healthiest lifestyle you can while you can! Before you are feeling hopeless and listening to doctors who are paid to prescribe drugs! ........Did you ALSO know that 100% of the drugs that are being prescribed every day for 'typical' conditions (diabetes, heart disease, IBS, etc) have been PROVEN to be deadly?? 100%! That's a fucking lot! 100,000 people are DEAD from taking VIOXX--and they could have COMPLETELY reversed their conditions by changing their diet/lifestyle! Check out www.westonaprice.org!
ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
I keep thinking I'm just a big lezbo and then a cuuute boy always reminds me otherwise
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?
Depends. Some people you just can't kiss right no matter how good you are at it. I think you're only as good as your partner and the chemistry between you.
WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION Dollars?
Hells yah I would sever my left one coz my right is crooked like my Grampas. Now I have twooo deformed digits whoo hooo
DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?
Not in real life. They just people too. But anytime they're on Jerry Springer, YES.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?
'Higher Being'? You mean someone who can take more bong rips than me?? Yeah, unfortunately I know this exists.
But seriously, I believe we are all parts of a whole. There is only consciousness. Consciousness pours through each of us. Is it a 'being'? Not necessarily. Is it 'higher'? Higher in the sense that it is all encompassing.
WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?
A few things make me feel higher than any drug I have ever taken: 1)Nature, especially camping and partying in it. 2)Music, especially live, especially electronic. 3)Dancing at a rave, party or by myself. I don't care. If the music's right I am ON THAT LEVEL. Nothing can take me higher! 4)Feeling my 'spiritual' connection, in the many ways I do every day. And using my psychic gifts.
Non-natural highs? WEEEEEEED!!! DUH! I also enjoy Xanax and mushrooms immensely.
BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS?
Any truck built by someone who knows what the fuck they are doing is great! Here's a hint: you WON"T find a lift on it. I also looove Mustangs (anyone who is not in love with these cars yet needs to drive one!).
WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR
Usually none. Mine broke and I haven't found any rad cheapies to replace em.
DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?
FUCK NO it makes me sick to my stomach. I will purposely let myself get dehydrated rather than drink the tap here!
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?
I remember splitting KFC and Taco Bell burritos with T a lot... ooh my favorite was AFTER school at Los Ponchos!!! MMMM.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?
Depends on the circumstances. I looove breakfast burritos, and WAFFLES! mmm and Fruity Pebbles even though all the high fructose corn syrup makes me sick. I can't believe they sell those as a 'healthy' food for kids!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK YOU WET THE BED?
HAHAHAHA no. But Shawn wet T's truck, remember that T? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?
Got my appendix out, that's it.
WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY?
Mutherfuckin fucker FUCK! Shit! Mother shitter Fuck Fuck Fuck FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?
No. WEEELLLL, okay. Sometimes. I like it when Shawn is drunk and talks shit to stupid bitches---"What a WHORE!" or "You are a stupid bitch"---he says it all matter of factly and no one ever disagrees it's so fricken funny then the chick will be all 'omg I can't believe you just said that to me omg' it's just FUCKIN FUNNY. Trust me.
WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?
Sky dive. I don't think I ever will though. There are plenty of thrills that don't involve confronting my fear of heights.
FAVORITE BEER?
Pumpkin Ale! MMMM Mickeys and Moosehead.
ARE YOU RACIST?
"..Wide nose havin, breathin all the white man's air.." HELL NO I AIN'T! But I love joking about it. I loooove Chapelle and Pryor!!
LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?
LiiiiiiiiBeeeeeRRRRAAAAAL!!!!! LEGALIZE IT ALREADY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?
Eh, not sure. Somewhere it snows too much, or there's too much ignorance or racism, or maybe Utah because it's so religious and uptight. Oh wait---would all the people in the state disappear too?
HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?
Fish. I don't want to talk about traumatic deaths of my chickens.
WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?
You know, I've only met a handful of decent drivers in my life, and it's been half and half. So neither.
ARE YOU SEXIST?
I think male and female energies are both beautiful.
DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
Umm this is a stupid question. Of course I do. Memorized it after some dickwad stole my purse (Twas my own fault. Left it in plain view, in my truck (the back window didn't even lock), in El Cajon! Dumbass.)
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SAYING "OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD" ORIGINATED?
Nope.
ERA OYU DYXLESIC?
PUY. TOLA.
-RIGHT NOW
last kiss:
Kissed Shawn goodbye this mornin. Last REAL kiss? Aw, how sad! I can't even remember the last time I got tingly with a kiss!
last good cry:
The other night I had the worst nightmare of my life and woke up and could not stop sobbing. I will never forget that dream or its significance.
last movie seen:
Wedding Crashers---and it was looong and drawn out and too freakin mushy.
last cuss word uttered:
Shit, I dont know.
last beverage drank:
Water..
last food consumed:
Pumpkin pie filling in a bowl with whipping cream poured on top... last nite's dessert yummmmmm
last crush:
Last meaning I'm over it or last meaning current? Well I'm not telling either way.
last time showered:
Yesterday. This is a wierd one.
last shoes worn:
Flip flops...I live in them...I refuse to walk around barefoot at home. Even when I get up to pee in the middle of the night. I just can't stand getting random gross shit stuck to my feet!
last cd played:
Kottonmouth Kings High Society
last annoyance:
When I woke up this morning and realized I have to look for a job today.
last disappointment:
See above
last soda drank:
Soda is devil cancer causing shit! But I did have some Dr Pepper with In n Out with Jennee a couple months back, and it was tasty. In n Out has good fresh bubbly soda.
last words spoken:
Told Shawn's mom I will get the mail.
last time amused:
Last night watching a special on Richard Pryor on Comedy Central
last time in love:
I don't think I agree with the idea of 'being in love' anymore. Our natural state is that of letting well being (love) flow through us. Love is what we are, where we came from. So we should always be 'in love'. At least if we want to be connected and happy.
last time hugged:
Shawn, goodbye this mornin. Last 'good' hug I remember? Well I've gotten some good ones from Ash and Ish lately. And even though it was sad sayin bye to T we had a good one before she left. What makes a 'good' hug you ask? I guess when you take a sec to feel the others energy, and to give them some loving energy of your own. Not just a 'grasp and pat'...
I LOVE:
Money, sunshine, music, raves, friends, clothes, hair, tattoos, trucks, the desert, camping, dancing, eating, smokin pot, meditation, fresh air, bright colors, making progess, chickens, art, ETC!
I HATE:
I am working on staying on the opposite end of the vibrational scale, so nothing as of now.
I FEAR:
Not 'getting it right'.
I HOPE:
I get in and out of school this year! PLEASE GOD!!!!
I FEEL: l
Motivated to have fun but not to find work.
I HIDE:
out when I feel low.
I DRIVE:
200% better than before Shawn's driving tutoring, and now ,at least 90% better than the rest of the population!
I MISS:
My family. The desert. Teresa. Summer. ENTHC. Being able to roll my tits off without getting sick. Offroading. Getting tatted.
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scheisskopf:
phew!
scheisskopf:
Any new pics?