Green Eggs and Hamlet
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I ask to be, or not to be.
That is the question, I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's boffing dear, sweet mother.
Would I, could I, take my life?
Could I, should I, end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself, or take some poison?
Maybe try self immolation?
To shudder of this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.
Would all be glad, if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration-
For I'm the king of procrastination.
Once again, Must finish Hamlet paper. Must not go play with_____Sc0|2N3rS_! Must not spend all day on SG. Damn.
I think I have selective ADD, or something.
I can't wait to be done with this paper. I'm gettin' there.
author unknown
I ask to be, or not to be.
That is the question, I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's boffing dear, sweet mother.
Would I, could I, take my life?
Could I, should I, end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself, or take some poison?
Maybe try self immolation?
To shudder of this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.
Would all be glad, if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration-
For I'm the king of procrastination.
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Once again, Must finish Hamlet paper. Must not go play with_____Sc0|2N3rS_! Must not spend all day on SG. Damn.
I think I have selective ADD, or something.
I can't wait to be done with this paper. I'm gettin' there.
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smart brother.
(I'm not diagnosed with it or anything, but with all my concentration problems sometimes I wonder...)
Your glasses are adorable. Good luck on your paper!