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Battle of the TV dads I stole this from cockzombie but it was fun. You can still vote even though the results are in.

I'm pretty stoked about tomorrow- it's Fathers day and a lady knows how to treat me right. We are hitting up the Del Mar fair for fat cakes and rides, I've asked for Chorizo and eggs for breakfast with some black...
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Took my son to the Chula Vista Waterpark- maybe 5 minutes from the border today.

PLEASE WATCH

This. All of this.


It was really the t-shirts dripping everywhere that made me feel weird. Maybe I've bought into my wive's crazy theory that women are so self conscious they hate themselves in bathing suits and wear t-shirts to hide shapes or something. I don't know. It...
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Oki is beautiful except a typhoon is coming my way. I've only been here for a few days but I've been to the beach and Chili's. Even rode the farris wheel with another dude from the shop like little kids.
Everything here is bigger and better then at the base I am stationed at a few hours north of here. I feel bad that the...
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things my wife is into that I dont understand:

-kanye west
-arguring with people on the internet
-toddlers and tiarras
-she likes me to 'spray her down like a dog' and just straight out hose her down with the garden hose on full blast in the front yard.
-talking in bed. Or doing anything in bed. bed is for SLEEEEEPING.

I guess no one likes sweet lobster babies.

I went and saw horrible bosses last night with the wife. It was a nice date. I am leaving for a few months next week some time so trying to make the most of our time together. I don't really know what to post in groups or on the boards or anything. Does anyone have some suggestions...
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Hello.
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